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Let Ceiling Cat be gud, let teh evilz scattr: let dem hoo hate Celing Cat flee befor him. As Basement Cat is drivn back, so driev dem back: as cheez melt on cheezburger before teh fire, so let teh evilz perish at Ceiling Cat. But let teh gud be happeh; let dem rejoice before Ceiling Cat: let dem be happeh. Sing untoo Ceiling Cat, sing gudness to him: him dat ried upon teh Ceiling by him naim Celing Cat, and rejoys befor him. An itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh of the itteh bitteh kitteh comittehless, an a judg of teh widows, is Ceiling Cat in his holy habitation. Ceiling Cat givez teh cheezburgers in kittehs: he bwunged owt doze wich r boundz wit chaynz: but teh rebel kittehs get lost in desert, srsly. O Ceiling Cat, wen yu wentz ford beefor mah peepz, hanged wit teh angelz n sed: Teh erths and stuffs shuuk, teh ceiling also drupped at teh pwesense of Ceiling Cat: evun Sinai itselfz wuz moofed at teh pwesense of Ceiling Cat, the god of kittehs, srsly. Yuz, O Ceiling Cat, didz send a pwentyfool wain, werebai u did cunfurmz thyne inhewitanse, wen it wuz bad. Ur cheez wuz tastie n stuffs: u, Ceiling Cat, did caterd teh goodness of cheezburgers!!!1!! Mistur jebuz gaev teh pai: awsum wuz teh kittehz hoo aet it. Basement Cat's serventz did run awy: an shee dat wachd Yewt00b haz fun, srsly. Aldow yuz hav lied amung teh pots, yet shall u bee az teh weengs uf a duv coverd wiz silvah, n hur fethurz wit yelo guld. Wen teh Awsum scatterd pai in it, wuz yum yum. The hil uf Ceiling Cat iz liek teh hill uf Bashan; an hai hil liek teh hil uf Bashan. Wai leep ye, yu hai hilz? dis iz teh hil wich Ceiling Cat desireth 2 dwel in; yea, Jebuz wil dwel in it 4 eva. Teh chawiutz uf Ceiling Cat r twenti tousan, evun tousans uf ayngelz: Mistur Jebuz iz amung dem, az in Sinai, in teh holee plais. Thou did ascended on high, thou hast led captivity captive: thou hast received gifts for men; yea, for the rebellious also, that the LORD God might dwell among them. Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits, even the God of our salvation. Selah. He that is our God is the God of salvation; and unto GOD the Lord belong the issues from death. But God shall wound the head of his enemies, and the hairy scalp of such an one as goeth on still in his trespasses. The Lord said, I will bring again from Bashan, I will bring my people again from the depths of the sea: That thy foot may be dipped in the blood of thine enemies, and the tongue of thy dogs in the same. They have seen thy goings, O God; even the goings of my God, my King, in the sanctuary. The singers went before, the players on instruments followed after; among them were the damsels playing with timbrels. Bless ye God in the congregations, even the Lord, from the fountain of Israel. There is little Benjamin with their ruler, the princes of Judah and their council, the princes of Zebulun, and the princes of Naphtali. Thy God hath commanded thy strength: strengthen, O God, that which thou hast wrought for us. Because of thy temple at Jerusalem shall kings bring presents unto thee. Rebuke the company of spearmen, the multitude of the bulls, with the calves of the people, till every one submit himself with pieces of silver: scatter thou the people that delight in war. Princes shall come out of Egypt; Ethiopia shall soon stretch out her hands unto God. Sing unto God, ye kingdoms of the earth; O sing praises unto the Lord; Selah: To him that rideth upon the heavens of heavens, which were of old; lo, he doth send out his voice, and that a mighty voice. Ascribe ye strength unto God: his excellency is over Israel, and his strength is in the clouds. O God, thou art terrible out of thy holy places: the God of Israel is he that giveth strength and power unto his people. Blessed be God.