Psalm 58

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1 Oh hai. Can u is has speekd gud tingz, kittehz? does ur pplz is kno teh lawz?


2 LOL NOWAI! In ur hartz u is speekn hurrabul LAIZ! Its ur fault dat we cannot has cheezburgr! U KILLD HIM! Srsly.


3 Frum wen dere parentz had buttsecks, laierz is eebil; tehy is bornd wif LAIZ.


4 Tehy is bitezes leik snaeks, wif poizinz for maek u deaf. Srs.5 Tehy wont even lisn tew lolrus wen him trettenz wif da buckit.


6 Braek der teef in der moufz, o Ceiling Cat; braek dem afore dey gets diabeetus n go NOM NOM tew us.


7 Maek dem melt liek ice creemz; wen he traiz tew get Cheezburgrz, cut him n maek him bledinz.


8 Leik cheez gos splode, maek al uf dem dai. Leik cat wat ated a bird wit teh floo, maek dem srsly nawt gud.


9 Ceiling Cat gon taek dem all wit Him afor yu iz seen him, n him gon go WTF n giv dem his raff.


10 N den wehn I iz see dem all gon tew dai, imma be SO HAPPY. Imma WASH MAI CLOZE IN DAiR BLUD! SRSLY LOL !!1!
11 So all teh otehr cats is seein dat wen deyz rychuss, Ceiling Cat lests tem wash cloze in blud LOL! Praze Ceiling Cat.

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