Psalm 57

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Dis salm by David. He riet dis song wehn iz on da run frum King Saul, wehn iz hiding in da caev.

Noet to Big MuzikCat: Play da al-tashheth muzik; dis iz miktam song.

1. O Lord Ai iz in so much trubl! O Ceiling Cat plz no let trubl faind me!

Mai soul hied with Ceiling Cat, undr protekshun ov hiz clawz. Der Ai will hied until da trubl iz gon.

2. Ai will yowl to Ceiling Cat so loud dat pepl throw shue at me. Ceiling Cat ken help me bcuz he duz all thingz fur me.

3. He will send enjul cats frum da Ceiling to saev me frum da pepl dat no liek me. (Phew.)

Ceiling Cat will be all "LUVZ!" an ov cors no laiz. Den he send his luvz to me.

4. Mai soul iz lying next to meni dogz with sharp teeth. An evn da hoomanz step on mai tael an shout "BAD CAT!" wehn Ai iz not evn stealing cheezburgrz or trying to kill dat brrd agen.

5. Be raizd up hai, O Ceiling Cat, evn moer hai den da ceiling, so yu ken show da hoel wrld dat yu iz wun majestik cat.

6. Da hoomunz hav a caedj redi fur me. Dey want to taek me to da vet. Dey haz evn blokt up da cat flap so Ai no ken get awey. Dey try to get me to go in da caedj, but dey gonna trip ovr da caedj dey set out fur me. (Phew.)

7. O Ceiling Cat, mai hart iz redi to sing. Ai will sing to tell pepl ov how yu saev me.

8. Get up out ov bed, Ai sey into da myirer. Get redi to sing bfor evn da sun is up.

9. Bcuz yu saev me, O Ceiling Cat, Ai iz so hapi! Ai taip "KTHX" to yu evn wehn pepl iz in da saem chatroom. Ai will post my KTHX on Laivjrnul an maek shur it is publik an not frenzlok.

10. Bcuz yu luvz iz so graet it fils up da hoel Intrnet, an yu truth evn showz up on Wikipidia.

11. Be raizd up hai, O Ceiling Cat, evn moer hai den da ceiling, so yu ken show da hoel wrld dat yu iz wun majestik cat.

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