Psalm 5

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Kitteh David prepairz 2 raid bad kittehz.


1 Lissen, Ceiling Cat,
 2 mah meowin.

2 Lissen 2 mah meowin,
 mah boss an mah Ceiling Cat,
 cuz I iz talkin 2 u. Rly.

3 I iz meowin in teh mornin, Ceiling Cat,
 an I iz watchin 4 u.

4 Cuz u do not want bad stuffz,
 and no bad cheezburgrz too.

5 And u do not liek dum peeplz or bad peeplz.

6 U wil pwnz trash-talkers an KSers.

7 Iz I can be in ur guild plz?
 I sharez cheezburgr, k thx.

8 We can haz raid in ther base,
 an not aggro teh dog.

9 Theyz all trash-talkin,
 stealin ur burgrz,
 an tryin to haz props
 but they sux.

10 Pwn dem, O Ceiling Cat;
 taek burgrz an giev 2 me;
 throw dem in teh alleyz;
 dey are bad kittehz.

11 And den givez happy face to gud kittehz:
 let em purr an nap cuz you liek dem:
 let gud kittehz haz cheezburgr.

12 Cuz Ceiling Cat lieks gud kittehz,
 an u gievz him gud cat bedz.


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