From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Meh hart is can be oberflode wit many goodz themez;
I tellz my tayulz abowt da Kingz;
Meh tung bez da pen uv a reddy riter.
2 Yew be shinyer den teh kidz of manz, srsly;
Teh grase be dumpt upon j00 moufz;
Dat meanz Ceiling Cat has gived you cheezbrgr 4 eva
3 Gloo Ur sharp stikz all on Ur thie, O Beefeh Onez,
Wit Ur shinyness an Ur majesties..
4 An in Ur majesties ride wiff lots of moniez 'cuz uv trufe, humilitiez, and wighteousnessess;
An Ur rite hand will beez uv teaching Yew awesomeful thingz.
5 Ur arrowz be shawp in teh hart uv teh King’s eminees;
Teh peoplez fall undur Yew.
6 Yer thrown, O Ceiling Cat, be ferevah and evah;
A shiny stik uv wighteousnessess be teh shinky stik uv teh floor.
7 j00 has a love fore teh wighteousnessess and you be hatin teh ebil;
So cuzza dat Ceiling Cat, Ur Ceiling Cat, said you can has cheezburger
Wit teh most flavrful flavrz evor made, moar den Ur bffs.
8 All Ur clothz be smelling good wiff allowz n stuff,
From teh shiney white places, wat haz maed youz happeh.
9 Kingz dotters arez hangin' out wiff Ur sweet sweet laydeez; At Ur rite hand is chillin teh kween in teh shiny yelloh metalz from Ophir.
10 Hay! Pay atenshun, O dotter,
Fink carefullies and maek shure yu heer;
Furget about ur own d00dz, an ur Daddy's howse;
11 So dat da King will think you be super hawttz;
'Cuz Him be ur Lawd, so yew bettr know him be sweet.
12 An teh dotter of Tyre will comes wiff a treasure for yoo;
Even dem wiff lots of monies will want to be ur favorite.
13 Teh royal dotter be all shiney wit da palace d00dz;
Her wearz be made wiff teh shiny yellow mettal.
14 After puttin' on teh ritz, she will go to teh King;
Teh laydeez who know not whur teh harbl goes, the wimmenz who are her bffs, are also goings to be a treasure for you.
15 They will say 'O hai!' and has many happiez;
And be in ur palace, srsly.
16 Ur daddies will leaf an ur kidz will be dere,
And it's ok if u wantz them to of be being a prinse.
17 I will makes you famus for all da chillens in da fyucher;
So teh ppl will give yew cheezburgrz ferevar n evar. kthnxbai.
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