Psalm 39

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4 JEDUsumthin, TEH LEED SINGR: A PURRZ UF DAYBID

1 ai says 2 meh, "iz nawt gonna sai notty stuffz aneemor. iz nawt gonna telz goggies 2 go 2 basmint an iz nawt gonna tel ppl 2 go 2 vet demselfs. dats nawt nys. srsly."

2 but ai was beeng kwyet n stuffs n nawt evn saeing nis stuffs - ah waz bez good kitteh, relly!1! - an ah gotz sew angree dat ai cudnt stae kwyet anee longr.

3 "Ceilin Cat, members 2 me how itteh bitteh lyfe iz. memberz meh dat iz gonna dye soone. n mah paw is da saym siz az mah lyf. n u knoez dat.

4 wez shadoes (wats a shadoe aneewai? is dat lyk wat basmint cat maekz happn?) n we nawt god 4 aneethin. wez onlee getz cheezburgerz 4 uthurz. srsly.

5 n sew Ceilin Cat, u mah hop, k? sav meh frum goggies whoz meen 2 meh wen ai purrz 2 yu. iz b good kitteh, ai promis!!!1!! plz b nys an nawt put meh owt in rayn!!1! iz sleepi!!

6 kittehs r week lyk cheezburgurz wifowt burgur. :(

    • SINGS SONG**

LALALALALALALALALA!!!!

7 heer me, o Ceilin Cat! lissn 2 mah crys!! petz meh n givez me fud!! cuz iz ur gest. iz stayin in ur hom n iz onlee stayin a littl whyl be4 ai leevz.

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