Psalm 34

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1 I r always talkins of Ceiling Cat

I r always say good tings.


2 My soul r brag 'bout Ceiling Cat

Let teh poor kittehs hear n be happies.


3 Lets rave 'bout Ceiling Cat

lets prase his kewl name togedder.


4 I meowed for Ceiling Cat an he answred me

He r save me from teh scary tings.


5 Teh kittehs dat trust him is happy cats

Dey nevar hav shameful face.


6 Dis poor kitteh called HALP! An Ceiling Cat heerded him,

He savded teh poor kitteh.


7 Teh Wingcat of teh Ceiling Cat is neer teh kittehs dat is respektful of him,

an halps dem.


8 Taste n u will see, dis Ceiling Cat has a flavr.

Cheezburgrs for teh kitteh dat seeks him.


9 Repekt teh Ceiling Cat, u good kittehs

Cuz respektful kittehs get all de good tings.


10 Teh big cats is gettinz weak n hungries

But kittehs who findz Ceiling Cat can has cheezburgrs.


11 Come to me, babby kittehs

I r goins teech u to respekt Ceiling Cat


12 U kittehs dat luv life

an r wants to haz 9 lives


13 Say no evil - mak shur cat have ur tongue!

An never tell lies n stuff.


14 Point ur tail at evil and do lotsa good tings

look for peece n chase it liek a maus.


15 Ceiling Cat is watchin teh good kittehs

An his ears is listenins for dere cries.


16 Ceiling Cat not look at kittehs dat do evil tings

He r delete dem from teh memory of teh urfs.


17 Teh good kittehs meow, and Ceiling Cat heers dem.

He are savins dem from teh sad tings.


18 Ceiling Cat r cuddlin teh kittehs whose harts is broked

An he r rescuins kittehs wit crushded spirits.


19 A good kitteh may havs lotsa trubbles

but Ceiling Cat r goin to halp him.


20 Ceiling Cat r garding call teh kitteh's bonez

Te kitteh r not have breakded bonez.


21 Evil r goinz to kill teh bad kittehs

Teh enemiez of all good kittehs r goins to be uthanized.


22 Ceiling Cat freez his kitteh d00ds;

No kitteh dat trusts in him is goinz to be doomd.


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