Psalm 2

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"U iz mah kitteh," sez Ceiling Cat.

1 Y does teh heethn getz mad,
 and teh peeplz dreem ov themselfz?

2 Teh bossez ov teh urths akt finicky,
 an dey talk 2 each uther,
 aginst Ceiling Cat
 an his peeps, an sez:

3 Do not want flea collarz!
 An take off da leashez!

4 Ceiling Cat wil LOL:
 he wil eat ther cheezburgr.

5 Then he wil hiss loud, and growl too.
 Ceiling Cat is mad.

6 But I haz gived my boss
 a big scratchpost in Zion.

7 I wil tell everybodie:
 Ceiling Cat saiz, You iz mah kitteh;
 today I maked u.

8 Ask me,
 and I wil giev u heethn'z cheezburgr,
 and everywherz in the wurld to has.

9 U wil pwn dem wif a big metl stik
 u wil pwn dem in peecez laik a watr bowl.

10 B smart, bossez
 b skuled, judgez ov teh wurld.

11 Ph33r teh Ceiling Cat,
 an b happy wif shakin.

12 Kiss teh Kitteh,
 or he getz mad and pwnz u,
 evn when he iz just a little mad.
 Iz gud for everybody 2 trust kitteh.

Psalm 2
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