From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Y does teh heethn getz mad, and teh peeplz dreem ov themselfz?
2 Teh bossez ov teh urths akt finicky, an dey talk 2 each uther, aginst Ceiling Cat an his peeps, an sez:
3 Do not want flea collarz! An take off da leashez!
4 Ceiling Cat wil LOL: he wil eat ther cheezburgr.
5 Then he wil hiss loud, and growl too. Ceiling Cat is mad.
6 But I haz gived my boss a big scratchpost in Zion.
7 I wil tell everybodie: Ceiling Cat saiz, You iz mah kitteh; today I maked u.
8 Ask me, and I wil giev u heethn'z cheezburgr, and everywherz in the wurld to has.
9 U wil pwn dem wif a big metl stik; u wil pwn dem in peecez laik a watr bowl.
10 B smart, bossez: b teached, judgez ov teh wurld.
11 Ph33r teh Ceiling Cat, an b happy wif shakin.
12 Kiss teh Kitteh, or he getz mad and pwnz u, when he iz just a little mad. Iz gud for everybody 2 trust kitteh.
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