Psalm 18

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{{verse|1=omg liek I loev Ceiling Cat sooo much!1!!}}
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# omg liek I loev Ceiling Cat sooo much!1!!
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# Ceiling Cat iz alwayz keepz me safe frum bucketz n bathz n stuffz.
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{{verse|2=Ceiling Cat iz alwayz keepz me safe frum bucketz n bathz n stuffz.}}
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# wen I iz liek "I can haz hlep Ceiling Cat?" he iz liek ok
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# wan tiem waz liek all peepul tryz to give me bath
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{{verse|3=wen I iz liek "I can haz hlep Ceiling Cat?" he iz liek ok}}
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# dey putz me in bucket an all dat
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# I waz liek "I can haz hlep?" n Ceiling Cat waz liek ok
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{{verse|4=wan tiem waz liek all peepul tryz to give me bath}}
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# OK so den liek urth waz trembul b/c Ceiling Cat no waz haz happytime.
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# He liek coffed out hareball
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{{verse|5=dey putz me in bucket an all dat}}
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# Den he waz liek run fast liek cheetahcat
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# He waz liek dark liek panthercat
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{{verse|6=I waz liek "I can haz hlep?" n Ceiling Cat waz liek ok}}
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# waz liek thunderstorm n kitteh was scayred
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# den Ceiling Cat waz liek talkz
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{{verse|7=OK so den liek urth waz trembul b/c Ceiling Cat no waz haz happytime.}}
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# n he waz shotz arroz @ dem n I no haz to haz bathz
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# Ceiling Cat waz liek empty bath bucket n turnz upside daon so I no can haz bath b/c Ceiling Cat angry
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{{verse|8=He liek coffed out hareball}}
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# Ceiling Cat pullz me from waterz
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# He waz liek rescyoo meh from enemeez n stuff b/c I coodn't.
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{{verse|9=Den he waz liek run fast liek cheetahcat}}
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# Ceiling Cat waz liek good bucket over kitteh
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# but cuz Ceiling Cat liekz meh.
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{{verse|10=He waz liek dark liek panthercat}}
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# n e wai, Celing Cat iz liek givez me cookiez n cheezburgerz b/c I iz gud cat n no voids warrantyz
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# I iz liek doez wat Ceiling Cat wantz all tiem n no traiz 2 hied masturbate
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{{verse|11=waz liek thunderstorm n kitteh was scayred}}
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# I iz liek alwaiz duz wat Ceiling Cat wantz
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# he iz liek "u no haz faultz"
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{{verse|12=den Ceiling Cat waz liek talkz}}
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# iz y he iz liek give meh kookiez.
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# Ceiling Cat, u makez cookiez n cheezburgerz 4 evry1 who luv u.  u iz good 2 goodcatz
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{{verse|13=n he waz shotz arroz @ dem n I no haz to haz bathz}}
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# u actz to lolcatz liek lolcatz act.
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# but den wen lolcat iz humbul u iz liek "u can haz proud" n when lolcat iz liek "i can haz proud" u iz liek "no u haz humble."
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{{verse|14=Ceiling Cat waz liek empty bath bucket n turnz upside daon so I no can haz bath b/c Ceiling Cat angry}}
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# Ceiling Cat u iz liek give flashlite wen dark comez.
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# U iz liek u can haz strengf 4 to fite.
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{{verse|15=Ceiling Cat pullz me from waterz}}
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[[Category:Psalms|Psalm 18]]
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{{verse|16=He waz liek rescyoo meh from enemeez n stuff b/c I coodn't.}}
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{{verse|17=Ceiling Cat waz liek good bucket over kitteh}}
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{{verse|18=but cuz Ceiling Cat liekz meh.}}
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{{verse|19=n e wai, Celing Cat iz liek givez me cookiez n cheezburgerz b/c I iz gud cat n no voids warrantyz}}
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{{verse|20=I iz liek doez wat Ceiling Cat wantz all tiem n no traiz 2 hied masturbate}}
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{{verse|21=I iz liek alwaiz duz wat Ceiling Cat wantz}}
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{{verse|22=he iz liek "u no haz faultz"}}
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{{verse|23=iz y he iz liek give meh kookiez.}}
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{{verse|24=Ceiling Cat, u makez cookiez n cheezburgerz 4 evry1 who luv u.  u iz good 2 goodcatz}}
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{{verse|25=u actz to lolcatz liek lolcatz act.}}
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{{verse|26=but den wen lolcat iz humbul u iz liek "u can haz proud" n when lolcat iz liek "i can haz proud" u iz liek "no u haz humble."}}
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{{verse|27=Ceiling Cat u iz liek give flashlite wen dark comez.}}
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{{verse|28=U iz liek u can haz strengf 4 to fite.}}
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Revision as of 03:58, 9 March 2008

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1 omg liek I loev Ceiling Cat sooo much!1!!

2 Ceiling Cat iz alwayz keepz me safe frum bucketz n bathz n stuffz.

3 wen I iz liek "I can haz hlep Ceiling Cat?" he iz liek ok

4 wan tiem waz liek all peepul tryz to give me bath

5 dey putz me in bucket an all dat

6 I waz liek "I can haz hlep?" n Ceiling Cat waz liek ok

7 OK so den liek urth waz trembul b/c Ceiling Cat no waz haz happytime.

8 He liek coffed out hareball

9 Den he waz liek run fast liek cheetahcat

10 He waz liek dark liek panthercat

11 waz liek thunderstorm n kitteh was scayred

12 den Ceiling Cat waz liek talkz

13 n he waz shotz arroz @ dem n I no haz to haz bathz

14 Ceiling Cat waz liek empty bath bucket n turnz upside daon so I no can haz bath b/c Ceiling Cat angry

15 Ceiling Cat pullz me from waterz

16 He waz liek rescyoo meh from enemeez n stuff b/c I coodn't.

17 Ceiling Cat waz liek good bucket over kitteh

18 but cuz Ceiling Cat liekz meh.

19 n e wai, Celing Cat iz liek givez me cookiez n cheezburgerz b/c I iz gud cat n no voids warrantyz

20 I iz liek doez wat Ceiling Cat wantz all tiem n no traiz 2 hied masturbate

21 I iz liek alwaiz duz wat Ceiling Cat wantz

22 he iz liek "u no haz faultz"

23 iz y he iz liek give meh kookiez.

24 Ceiling Cat, u makez cookiez n cheezburgerz 4 evry1 who luv u. u iz good 2 goodcatz

25 u actz to lolcatz liek lolcatz act.

26 but den wen lolcat iz humbul u iz liek "u can haz proud" n when lolcat iz liek "i can haz proud" u iz liek "no u haz humble."

27 Ceiling Cat u iz liek give flashlite wen dark comez.

28 U iz liek u can haz strengf 4 to fite.

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