Psalm 144

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Job Proverbs Psalm 143 Psalm 145

A PURRZ BY DAYBID

1 purrz 2 Ceilin Cat, whoz mah BFF. he givez meh cheezburgers n stuffs.

2 he proteks meh frum goggiez n bafs (sumtimz) n bad thingz lyk basmint kitteh. he helpz meh rul mah ppl.

3 O Ceilin Cat, why do uz halp us kittehs? wut did we dew 2 diserv u? we r sew smal n halples and u r so big n stuffz.

4 cum down, Ceilin Cat! cum doewn frum abuv n kill all da goggiez n sav me frum dem!

5 dey lik 2 ly n sai dat u r nawt tru Ceilin Cat. but ai no bettr. ah goin 2 jump on fens n syng u a sawng bcuz ur da best, Ceilin Cat. mah voys wil ryng down teh alleyz 2 wher da goggies r n den dey will kno who iz tru!

6 u r da 1 tru Ceilin Cat! u mak me win n stuffz! u sav me frum baftim (sumtimz) n bad thingz lik bassmint kitteh. (bassment kitteh disagreiz, but we al kno dat basmint kitteh iz a lyer.)

7 u sez dat we wil haz lotz uf itteh bitteh kittehs. n thei wil form a comitey n dew fun stuff lyk harvist myse frum feeldz (wifowt werk) n eat cheezburgers n stuffs.

8 u maeks us happi cuz we beleev in u. dat iz why we getz al dis stuffs. bcuz we luv u, Ceilin Cat!!1!

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