Psalm 132

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Psalm 132
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Job Proverbs Psalm 131 Psalm 133
1 Oh hai Ceiling Cat!
      U knoez dis d00d Daybid?
2 He maeks promis 2 Ceiling Cat
3 "I no goez 2 mai home
     ware I puts mai cheezburgers
4 I no haz naptiem,
      and I no haz bedtiem,
5 until Ceiling Cat haz a home 2,
      ware he keepz hiz cheezburgers 4evr."
6 We hurd abowt it in sum plase wif a funny naem,
      we caem to anudder funny naem plase an sayd
7 "Dood, we goez 2 stay at hiz home
      an we praizes him-
8 get up, Ceiling Cat, an go 2 ur hows,
      wif all ur stufs.
9 Ur minions gets gud fur;
      an dey sings 4 u."
10 bcuz u lieks dat Daybid guy,
      u lieks me 2, OK?
11 An Ceiling Cat sez a promis,
      a promis that he no brakes:
      "I maeks 1 of ur kittehs a king
      he gets fancy chair-
12 if ur kids dun brake their promis
      an all teh lawz an stuff,
      then they gun b kingz
      4eva."
13 Cuz Ceiling Cat pickz ur citteh,
      He gun liv heer:
14 "I haz naptiem heer 4eva;
      cuz I sayd so-
15 I sez dis citteh haz gud cheezburgers 4eva;
      an eben teh poor kittehs haz cheezburgers.
16 I gives ur minions gud fur;
      an dey sings 4 u."
17 "Strong pplz will live heer
      an dere alwayz be a plase 4 him.
18 Hiz enumiez r sad,
      but he iz happeh."
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