Psalm 12

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1 Help, CEILING CAT, for al teh ppl taht laik u r offline frm DOS;

2 Al teh lamzors liez
    tryin not 2 get band.

3 May CEILING CAT cut of tehr fingrz ffs!
    n ban teh gramer poleece

4 taht says, "Kant u spk inglish?
   uze spel chek, luser!"

5 CEILING CAT is laik, "Because of teh pwnage of teh weak
    and teh complanes of teh needy,
    I wil ban tfo of u.
    Mak ur time."

6 And teh meow of teh CEILING CAT b purrfect,
    laik a cheezburgr, w/ 2 al beef patys
    speshul sawce letus chz piklz oniuns n sesme seed bun.

7 O CEILING CAT, keepz us saf
    and banz teh wn trols forevr.

8 Teh trolz post nazi stuf.
    Wehn u comz bak in chanel ffs?

Psalm 12
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