Psalm 118

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1 Givz all sortz of madz propz to lieks teh ceiling cat cause he's liek good and such; hiz awesomeness goes on for liek everz.

2 Letz izarail sez "Him luf goes on for liek everz."

3 Let teh family of liek Aaron liek sez "Him luf go on liek forever."

4 Letz those dat fearz teh Ceiling Cat sez "Doods him luf and niceness goez on for liek everz"

5 I was liek in some liek major badness and liek I called for Ceiling Cat: He liek said "Hai I'm hear what u want?", I waz all liek " needed some helpz plz", and den Ceiling Cat cames toed me and liek gives me something. It was a bigly biger big field wif some liek flowerz and suf, Me and Him waz hapi now.

6 Ceiling Cat is liek on me side; I will not be fraid: What could a Grue do to me long as liek Ceiling Cat and his luf is with me.

7 Ceiling Cat taked me parts wif dem that wif me: saying liek dat they willn't have his luf dat I want.

8 It iz liek gooder to liek putz ur selfs faithz in liek ceiling cat tehn to putz ur trustz en likes non ceiling catz ppl.

9 It iz liek gooder to liek put all uf ur trustz in Ceiling Cat than to liek put them in liek royal ppl.

10 All of teh othre ppl liek came aroundz me: but in teh name Celing Cat I wil maked dem luf him.

11 Tey were all liek around me; I mean realy around me, they were around me: but in teh name of Celing Cat I wil maked dem luf him.

12 Tey surronded me liek flowers round a cat in a goodest painting: tey were runed away liek tey food of teh fat house cat: fur in teh name of Ceiling Cat I will maked dem luf him.

13 You haved trust bad at me dat I maybed fall: but Ceiling Cat helped me.

14 Celing Cat is my luf and my music ting, and is liek going to be my happy song luf after I is not live.

15 Teh voice of happyness giving and goodness is in teh places of teh place of teh Ceiling Cat: teh right paw of Ceiling doseth really awesome tings.

16 Teh right paw of Ceiling Cat is taked high: teh right paw of Celing Cat doseth really awesome tings.

17 I will not no live, but live, and sez to all teh good tings of Ceiling Cat.

18 Ceiling Cat has liek learned me good: but he no give me no life.

19 Open teh gate of Celing Cat: I wilf goes into tem, and I shall say how good Ceiling Cat is.

20 Teh gate of Ceiling Cat, so teh goodly good may come in.

21 I will sez how good u is: caus liek u did hearded me, and liek I get good tings liek flowers from u.

22 Teh Celing that teh Grues no want is become teh ceiling of teh building.

23 This is Ceiling Cat's stuf that he is diding; it are awesomly awsome in all of ur eyes.

24 This is teh day which Ceiling Cat did maked; we will do happy dances and be realy glad while we did it.

25 Not now, I ask u, O Ceing Cat; O Ceiling Cat, I ask u, sended me some goodness and maked sure that it's emailed.

26 Good gived is he that is moving in teh name of Ceiling cat: we have gived him all kind of cookies out of his hoze.

27 Celing Cat is teh only Ceiling Cat, which did showed us light: when wes give him cookies, even teh ones wif M&Ms in em.

28 U is my Ceiling Cat, and I will give u mad propz: U is my Ceiling Cat, I will moved u high up on teh scale.

29 O gives teh Ceiling Cat all likes Cheezburgerz; cuz lieks him gewd: for his cooledness goeed on likes 4everz.

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