Psalm 10

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1 Y O Ceiling Cat is u so far awayz in teh ceiling?

 Y is u hidin when dere is troubles?

2 Teh bad kittehs hunts teh weak kittehs

 and dey gets caughts in his paws. Oh noes!

3 Tehy talks lots bout bein hungry for cheezburger,

 den blessteses dem who hateses Ceiling Cat.

4 Dey don't talks 2 Ceiling Cat,

 srsly, cuz dey 2 stoopid 2 thinks of Ceiling Cat.

5 Dey has lots of monies for cheezburgers,

 dey stick up der noses

 an laffs at deh ppls an stuff.

6 Dey sayz, "No want u 2 shake mees;

 am chillin, kkplsthx."

7 Bad kittehs sayz bad wordz

 wif der evil haery tungzes.

8 Bad kittehs sit an waet

 to pounce on teh gud kittehs

  and pwn tehm to deth.

9 "I are LION" sayz bad kitteh

 all waitin on teh ground to catch pore kittehs

 him catch them drags then off in da invisible nets.

10 Teh good kittehs get crusheded and dun wakes up.

 He srsly pwned tehm.

11 Bad kitteh sayz, "Ceiling Cat is stoopid,

 he dun see nuthin from teh ceiling! Srsly."

12 Jump, Ceiling Cat, lift ups yr paws

 helpz teh poor kittehs kplsthx!

13 Y do teh bad kittehs haet Ceiling Cat?

 Y deh sayz,

 "Ceiling Cat won't watch us masturbate"?

14 But Ceiling Cat seez the troubles an griefs

 an yu raiz ur pawz

 and helpz bastard kittehs.

15 Use ur lazer eyes on teh bad kittehs

 an srsly pwn tehm

 Hoo tryz to hide badness in teh houseplants.

16 Ceiling Cat will watch u masturbaet foreverz and everz,

  srsly.

17 Ceiling Cat hearz teh mewzes and purrses of teh weak kittehs

 and sayz, "Go for it!"

18 U keep the bastard kittehs safe from teh bad kittehs

 cuz dey DO NOT WANT!

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