Proverbs 21

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1 Teh TopCat'z hart iz in teh Ceiling Cat's hand;

he tellz it wut tu du, liek it wuz a rivr.

2 Everyfing kitteh duz he finks iz gud,

but teh Ceiling Cat iz teh wun hoo desidz.

3 If yuz du gud stufs

is bettr fr teh Ceiling Cat den sacrifisin.

4 If yu iz prowd or yu thinks yu iz bettr den sumwun,

den yu iz evil! EVIL! BAD KITTEH!

5 Teh planz ov teh hard-wurkin will get teh cheezburgrz

but if yu iz tu fast, den yu getz nun.

6 Gettin teh moneyz by bad kitteh iz bad. Den yu iz dye. Srsly.

7 Stealin cheezburger iz bad.

8 Man iz weird. But gud kitteh iz git cookiez.

9 Iz bettr 2 liv in cornr on roofz den wif meen woman in fat houz.

10 Bad kitteh iz bad. Neybor kitteh hated him.

11 Bad kitteh git spanked. Dum kitteh git not dum.

12 Good kitteh go liv in bad kitteh houz. Ceiling Cat pwn gnawty kitteh.

13 Guy hoo not lisen to cry kitteh iz gonna cry, butt nobudy iz cair.

14 Seekret cooky mak angr, morr seekret mak hatin.

15 Don steel cheezburger, Ceiling Cat pwn U.

16 Loss kitteh iz gonna dye, srsly.

17 Secks man iz gonna b pour. Fatt man iz gonna b pour too.

18 Bad kitteh git sacrifised four good kitteh.

19 Iz bettr 2 liv in waterz den wif meen woman.

20 teh smrt kittehs keeps der cheezburgerz but de kittehs hoo not smrt dey eetz dem all at same tiemz.

21 if yuz be gud kittehz yuz get lots of cheezburgerz and oder kittehz and peepelz be gud too yuz!

22 wan hoo iz smrt will fite wit big powerful kitteh and will destroy wher nme keepz der cheezburgerz.

23 dose hoo say no meen tingz - ceiling cat liek yuz and yuz will not get in trubel.

24 kittehs hoo tink deyz better dan oder kittehz will be called 'mocker' and ceiling cat no liek u - yuz be bad kittehz.

25 if yuz be lazy kittehz an do no werk yuz be bad kittehz and will get ded.

26 all ebil kittehz wish fur moar cheezburgerz but kittehz hoo is gud an kind will giv cheezburgerz to doez hoo have not ne .

27 ceiling cat no liek wen yuz sackrifise ebil kittehz! speshially wen yu is dooing it an tinkin ebil tingz

28 dose kittehz hoo tellz liez will b in big trubbelz, But if yuz is gud kittehz an is lissening to ceiling cat den I will liek u and u will get cheezburgerz az rewardz.

29 wiked kittehz tink dey so strong an smrt an dey do wats dey lieks wifout tinking of overs, But kittehz who is reely gud an smrt dey tinks about tingz before dey duz dem.

30 ceiling cat cannot b defeeted.

31 Ceiling cat will olwayz win watevr yuz do against him!

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