Proverbs 2

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Wai yuz shuld STFU an lissen to wizdum cat

1 U iz all de childrun of ceiling cat, an yuz must do wat yur fader tellz yu - srsly.

2 Yuz must lissen to wisdum cat so yuz can get sk00led

3 An if u start cryn an houln

4 An if u look 4 cookies liek yu look for cheezburgrz

5 Den u will understand 2 respekt teh Ceiling Cat an aslo be able 2 hied in da cielin invisbly

6 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat makez u no wisdum cat an tellz u nice stufz, srsly.

7 He will giv u yummy cookies an aftr u won even feel bad

8 An he watchez teh gud peeps frum his hole in da ceiling

9 Den u wil b a reel kewl d00d

10 U wil b smart an has warm tummi

11 But doan jump from roof cuz u get hurt

12 B smart so teh weerdos don get u, kthx

13 Dey liek to steel ur cheezburgrs nstuff

14 An try to pwn u frum ur ceiling hole

15 Deyz walk funny an r sneeky, stoopid weerdo cats

16 U will be safe from bad wimen hoo is havin de secks

17 hoo does not beleeve in de ceiling cat, an duznt snuggel wit her hunni no moar

18 doan go wif teh sneaky bad womin, u woan com bak

19 She will kills yu an yu will nevr haz no moar cheezburgers agen

20 stay standin up even if u step on spidr

21 An den u can haz cheezburgr and noon else can haz none, srsly.

22 But I will kill doze dat is ebil and doez dat haz de secks, srsly. Dey iz BAD BAD KITTEHZ

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