Proverbs 14

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1 Wiez wimin bild der hawse but hoes dey iz distroyin der hawse wif her own paws. (WTF? dum cat.)

2 if yu iz wawkin wif yur hed up yu iz liekin teh ceiling cat an he iz liekin yu but yu do ebil fings an tri to be haiden it an teh ceiling cat no liek yu

3 if yu b fool ceiling cat put big uglee stik in yur mouf an yu not b abel to tawk propurlee but yu be sayin teh nise fings an yu be okai! Srsly

4 If u haz no cowz, u has no cheezburgers, but if u haz cows, yu has lotsa cheezburgers! yay!

5 teh bad kittehs tellz liez an teh gud kittehz tells teh trufs - srsly

6 ebil kitteh luk for teh wizdumz an it haid on him so he not finded it but if nise kitteh luk for teh wizdumz den he finded it fo shur!

7 don b chillen wif no foolz! Srsly!!

8 if yuz iz gud yuz iz noin teh rite wayz but if yuz iz ebil yuz iz onlee noin how to do teh bad fings an den be haidin dem

9 fOOlz iz bad srsly k but rychuss iz gud!

10 Errybody haz dere own sad, and nobody can share dere happie.

11 if yu iz ebil yu loozez all yur stuffz an eeven yur hawse but if yu iz gud kitteh teh burgerz wif cheez shal b yurz! kthx

12 jus cawz sumfing iz feelin gud - liek maibee teh ebil buttsecks or teh secks wif a ho don meen it iz rite!!! srsly!!! do deez fings an bad fings wil hapen srsly! k

13 Eben wen sum peepelz iz lolin it not meen dey happi

14 b gud an ceiling cat maek yur nise lief! SRSLY

15 nOObz iz beleevin evryfing yu iz tellin dem but teh wiez kittehs be dubel chekin yur infurmashunz

16 wiez menz iz skaird ov teh ebil basement cat but nOObz iz luzin der temperz wif yu if yu saiyin dey bad an dey iz finkin 'i iz grait'

17 nOObz wat iz olwaiz shautin an bein meen - evribodi b haitin on dem - srsly

18 nOObz iz not gettin no cheezburgers off ceiling cat but wiez kittehs iz gettin lots!

19 sumday ceiling cat will maek all teh ebil cats b slaivs fur rychuss kittehz - srsly sumday - jus yuz all wayt an see!!!

20 If yu iz po den yu iz havin to beg for teh cheezburgerz an nobodi be lieken yu no wai!!!

21 don be haitin on yur naybur srsly - b nise to poor kitteh an yu feel all fuzzi in yur tummiez

22 don go luzin yur collarz cawz den yu iz bein a strai an gettin lost - yu iz bein hungree an sad an nobodi iz liekin yu! keeps yur collarz evun if it ichen yu an yur hooman olwaiz b der to  giv yu teh treetz an teh tummi rubz srsly!

23 werkz hard an yu iz maekin lots of cheezburgerz! Srsly

24 wize kittehs is good and st00pid kittehs is st00pid - srsly k!

25 troofful kitteh be teechin wurdz of grayshuss ceiling cat but nOObz be tellin yu onlee laiz

26 be fraid of ceiling cat an yu can haz one of those carpety hausz and chilluns!!!!

27 kat hoo can has ph33r of ceiling kat gez 10 lyfs.

28 If u gotz lots of friends, u is happi, but if u has no friends, u is sad.

29 Be patient, eben if udder ppl r srsly p!ssin u off, cuz impatient kittehs only luk dumb. srsly.

30 u be calm yu be kewl srsly: but u wantz mah bukkit lotz moar yu getz stinkee insydz u.

31 ceiling cat is a hobokat. you be meen to hobokats, u be meen to ceiliong cat.

32 bad tings maek teh evulz ded, but gewd r safe wen ded.

33 Smrtcat iz in teh pplz that r smrt, she iz round dogz 2.

34 ritechusness maeks hole country luk gud, but it only taeks one dumb gai to make a hole country look dum.

35 Ah king likes da smart servants, but da stupid wonz maek him mad.

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