Proverbs 12

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1 Luvs the nollege an wizdumz I givz yu an if yu iz doin sumfink rawng an sum ovur kitteh sez "woah dOOd dat b not kOOl yu mus do it nuther wai" yu mus not b meen to him .

2 Ceiling Cat give cheezburger to gud kitteh? For reel. But Ceiling Cat lock owtsied teh kitteh hoo plai wif darts and crafts yarnball. Srsly.

3 If a kitteh b bad he get no hawse no cheezburgerz no bukits - no stuffz at awlz!! srsly but if he b rychuss kitteh den he nevur get put in teh waterz fur a bath

4 Good wifey iz good for mankitteh, but if she b a hoe iz liek water to hiz fur.

5 Plans of teh good kitteh be fair. But wut teh bad kitteh sez is fail. 6 Werds of teh bad kitteh eates burgerz with no cheez, but teh good kitteh bring cheez.

7 Bad kittehs, ceiling cat not let dem liv in ceiling wif him wen dey iz dyin but good kitteh dey com nok on hiz ceiling an he b liek "Oh hai, com in". 8 Wise cat eat cheezburgerz. No wise cat eat no cheezburgerz.

9 If nobodi liek yu an yu iz havin kitteh to do yur werks foh yu den yu iz betur dan kitteh hoo all up hizself an liek 'I iz so kewl' an hav no cheezburgerz.

10 gud kittahs take care of pet skwerl but if u has anti-mercies on his littul paws den ur cruel!!!!1!!!1 wich meenz no cheezburger!!

11 if u grow stuf den u happinezz but if n0t den ur sadnezz

12 if yu ebil den yu iz wanting net of ebil peeps but if yu iz rychuss kitteh den yu iz gettin lotz of rewardz an catnips n stuffs SRSLY!!!!.

13 dnt giv cattitude or yu'll suffer

14 if yu iz saying gud stuffs den yu iz getting lots of nise fings frum teh ceiling cat - he olwaiz makin shor grownd iz soft so yu not hurt yur paws

15 Don b dum kitteh finkin yu iz noin evuryfing cauz yu iz not! SRSLY be smrt an lissen to cownsil of ceiling cat!

16 dum kittehz miaowinz be all lowd an annoyin an givin teh hedakes to teh peeps but gud kitteh he be liek craiin softlee wen he upset

17 be rychuss an tell teh trufs not bad ebil kitteh hoo liez

18 ebil kittehz dey be miaowin all lowd an it not nise - it maek peeps cry an dey b lukin for teh eerplugz but dey iz olwaiz lissenin to teh gud kittehs hoo iz singin betur dan newan on merican idel evur!!!SRSLY it b reelee beeuteeful

19 tell trufs an peeps will lissen an beeleev wat yu sez but if yu iz lyin nobodi liek yu or lissen to yu evur even wen yu iz tellin the trufs - srsly!!!!!!

20 do not b finkin ebil tawts dey meen yu bad kitteh hoo iz frendz wif teh floor cat - moartal nme of teh ceiling cat!!! SRSLY dis b NOT KOOL!!! but if yu iz finkin onlee gud fings den yu be happi olwaiz!

21 be nise an yu havs de nise fings an lots of frendz an cheezburgerz but foloh teh ebil floor cat an yu iz onlee evur doin mischifs an nowan evur liek yu! SRSLY

22 tellin teh not trufs maek ceiling cat crai - DO NOT WANT!!!! But he be happi agen wen yu tells trufs

23 wiez kittehs keeps dey nolleges in dey bukits srsly but sillee kittehs dey iz olwaiz miaowin teh sillee fings wat iz meening nufingz

24 If yu iz wanting to b rOOler liek king r sumfing den yu iz having to werk vewee hard for long tiemz! If yu iz bein lazee nowan evur fink yu ahr gud nise kitteh!

25 sayin teh nasti fings dey maek uver kittehz sad n fink dey not nise wen dey reelee iz but yu say nise fings liek 'Yu iz gud kitteh wif teh nise furz an all smellin kleen an pritti' den yu maek uver kitteh happi an smyel - an yu be wai kewl!

26 If yu iz rychuss ceiling cat liek yu moar dan kittehs hoo iz not rychuss but wach owt - ebil hoes dey com bai yur hawse an be all liek smoochin yu an sayin yu nise kitteh an tryin to hav teh secks wif yu tryin to maek yu bad - oh noes!!!!!

27 layzee kittehs mus eet dey burgers raw an wif no cheez but if yu iz werkin hard yu can haz nise hot burgerz wif lots of cheez!

28 be rychuss an yu hav nise lief an wen yu iz dyin ceiling cat let yu com liv in himz ceiling whair evuryfing is grait! SRSLY!!!

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