Proverbs 10

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[[Image:Solokitteh.jpg]teh kitty Solmon he has smrt. Srsly.]

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Solomon sez - so lissen gud!!!!

1 I iz solomonkitteh an I haz lots ov wizdumz I gots frum ceiling cat - so I shayr wif yu cauz iz impourtant!SRSLY. If yu haz teh wizdumz yur papakitteh b prowd ov yu but if yu iz bein dum kitteh yur mamakitteh she no liek yu an b sad!

2 Cookie wut u stoled: do not want
gud lief sav u frum Deth

3 Cieling Cat gives good kitteh cookie dat not stoled, cookie yu liek
Cieling Cat don't give cookiez 2 meen catz, LOL. Srsly.

4 Lazy cat haz no cookie
but workin hard maek yu lotsa cookie.

5 Smrt kitteh grab lotsa cookie in summerhot wen der b lots
kitteh wut dun wanna move - nobodi liek him  :(

6 Kitteh wut lissen to Ceiling Cat b so happi!!
wut bad kittah says maek chargin laz0rz

7 Gud kitteh b memberd an hav happinezz but bad kitteh b sent to hellz wich iz not nise plaise

8 Edumacated kitteh - he b told wat to do an maek lotz of cookies but silly kitteh hoo not pay tenshiuns in skool he be liek fall down an not abul get bak up

9 Gud kitteh walks rite on gud road
bad kitteh walks bad, fallz on face

10 Oh noez! =O
kitteh wut iz laiur maeks greef
an fallz frum Ceiling Cat

11 gud kitteh say gud things wut r liek
lifewater
bad kitteh is a h8r sayin teh nasti fings an gettin in trubil

12 h8rs make fyte
luv maeks wrongs go byez

13 Dissernin kittehz hav wisdum,
kittehs wivout jujment get wacked wiv sticks. Srsly.

14 Teh smart kittehz keep nollege in bukkits,
but is go bad in teh moufs of dum kittehz

15 Teh cheezburgrz of teh rich kittehz is tehy base,
but no cheezburgrz is teh bads of teh por

16 Gud kitteh getz teh happiez lief,
but teh bad kitteh onlee getz teh Invisible Error and be ded

17 Kittehz hoo lissenz to da crekshunz of teh udder kittehz wil haff lief, bt kittehz hoo dun say dey be rong be in ZOMG DANGRZ!

18 Teh kitteh dat hiedz der hatinz be a LIARZ ZOMG! An any kittehz dat spred teh rumerz be STOOPIDZ! Srsly.

19 Teh moar yu meowz, teh moar stupedz yu be. If yu be clvrz, yu kep yur trap shutz.

20 A gud kittehz meowinz be liek catnip, but teh bad kittehz ideaz be werfless. Srsly.

21 A gud kittehz meowinz be halp fur maneh kittehz, but yu can KIL YURSELVZ wid stupednez.

22 Tiz teh Cielin Catz blessinz dat maekz yu hav teh moniez. Werkin hardz maekz yu get no moar moniez. (EPIC FAIL!)

23 Et be stupedz to liek doin teh bad stufz. Teh clvr kittehz liek to lissen to teh clvr wurdz.

24 Teh gud kittehz get teh catnip dat dey wantz, but teh bad kittehz get teh bahtz in teh waterz dat dey haetz and DO NOT WANTZ!

25 Teh sturm waterz coemz, and teh bad kittehz be blown way, but teh trufful kittehz be alwehz saefz.

26 Nevur getz teh lazeh kitteh to get yur catnipz fur yuz, it wil be as anoyin as wen yu get seedz on yur furz and cant kwite get dem off.

27 Do wut teh Ceiling Cat sez, an yuz wil livz longtiemz! Teh bad kittehz be dedded longtiemz befur dey shud be dedz.

28 Teh hoepz dat teh gud kittehz hav wil giv dem happiez! But teh bad kittehz hav nuthinz to be lukin forwurd to. Srsly.

29 Teh Ceiling Cat be protektin teh kittehz dat tel da truf, but be deddin teh kittehz dat be doin bad tingz.

30 Gud kittehz wil alwayz be sekurz, but teh bad kittehz dun hav no hoemz in teh landz.

31 Gud kittehz tel clvr tingz, but teh tungz dat be meowinz bad tingz wil be pwnd. Ya srsly.

32 Gud kittehz noez teh niec tingz to be meowinz, but teh bad kittehz be alwehz meowinz teh tingz dat be hurtinz. Owwie.

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