From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
THX nd Teh Prayr
9 I can has prayr that yu will has teh brainz AND teh luv.10 That wai, yu will knos wat is imprtant nd yu will be gud.11 I wants yu 2 always be gud, so yu can has teh cheezburgers nd teh cookies nd moar!
Peepul Is Learnin Abt teh Jebus!
15 Is true dat some of teh kittehs just want teh cheezburgers. Not care abt Ceiling Cat. But not all.16 Lots of teh kittehs luvs me.17 But teh bad kittehs, they sai things jus to maek me sad.18 O Well! Teh stuf abt teh Jebus is bein said eether wai, so it not matter 2 much.19 I kno yu r preyin, nd Jebus will saf me.
Laif 4 Jebus: Is Imprtant
20 I is not embarasd bout Jebus. Even if I dies it still be ok.21 Mai laif is 4 Jebus, so bein dead is ok cuz I will be with teh Jebus!22 But if I is alaif, I can do moar wurk for teh Jebus.23 I wants to be wit teh Ceiling Cat,24 but since yu guyz r here I guess I wil stay 4 nao.
Laif Liek Yu is in Ceiling
27 Liv liek Jebus did so wen I c yu I kno yu is fallow him.28 Not be fraid, teh bad kittehs will be pwnd, but teh Ceiling Cat will saf ur laifs.29 Is okay sometiems laif is hard.30 We wurk togehter, things be better soon, k?
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