Philemon 1
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+ | |2=N hai 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun. | ||
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+ | |3=May Ceiling Cat gib u many Cheezburgerz. | ||
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- | + | =====Philemons luv===== | |
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+ | |4=I tol Ceiling Cat bout u wen I wuz prayin. | ||
+ | |5=I biggid u up. Srsly. | ||
+ | |6=I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Ceiling Cat. | ||
+ | |7=Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder? | ||
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- | ' | + | =====Paul Axes Phil 2 b nice to Onesimius===== |
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+ | |8=So u no I's not skared of makin u do stuff, rite? | ||
+ | |9=But U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde an i iz prizner for Christ) luffs u. | ||
+ | |10=I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz liek mah kidz. | ||
+ | |11=Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs. | ||
+ | |12=I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k? | ||
+ | |13=I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner | ||
+ | |14=but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!" | ||
+ | |15=Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r? | ||
+ | |16=Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder. | ||
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+ | |17=So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k? | ||
+ | |18=Honest, I pay for cheezburgr. | ||
+ | |19=Srlsy, I willz! I mean, u owe me rite? | ||
+ | |20=Can has a bukkit of pepsy 2? Kthx. | ||
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+ | |21=I knoes taht u will does what i sez an moar. U rock! | ||
+ | |22=BTW: I mite comes and lives wif u guys l8r. | ||
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- | + | =====Phinal Greetz===== | |
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- | + | |23=Epaphras iz prizner too. He sez "Oh hai." | |
+ | |24=Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke sez "Oh hai." | ||
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+ | |25=Cheez! Kthxbai. | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:11, 17 October 2007
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Contents |
Greetz
1 O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.
2 N hai 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.
3 May Ceiling Cat gib u many Cheezburgerz.
Philemons luv
4 I tol Ceiling Cat bout u wen I wuz prayin.5 I biggid u up. Srsly.6 I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Ceiling Cat.7 Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder?
Paul Axes Phil 2 b nice to Onesimius
8 So u no I's not skared of makin u do stuff, rite?9 But U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde an i iz prizner for Christ) luffs u.10 I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz liek mah kidz.11 Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs.12 I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k?13 I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner14 but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!"15 Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r?16 Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder.
17 So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k?18 Honest, I pay for cheezburgr.19 Srlsy, I willz! I mean, u owe me rite?20 Can has a bukkit of pepsy 2? Kthx.
21 I knoes taht u will does what i sez an moar. U rock!22 BTW: I mite comes and lives wif u guys l8r.
Phinal Greetz
23 Epaphras iz prizner too. He sez "Oh hai."24 Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke sez "Oh hai."
25 Cheez! Kthxbai.
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