Philemon 1

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'''1.''' O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.
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=====Greetz=====
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'''2.''' N hai 2 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.
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|1=O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.
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'''3.''' Ceiling Cat n hiz famly sez hai 2.
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'''4.''' I tol Ceiling Cat bout u wen I wuz prayin.
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'''5.''' I biggid u up. Srsly.
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'''6.''' I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Ceiling Cat.
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'''7.''' Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder?
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'''8.''' And so I sez to u fore u to do teh stuffs naow, k?
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'''9.''' U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde prizner) luffs u.
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'''10.''' I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz mah kidz.
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'''11.''' Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs.
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'''12.''' I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k?
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'''13.''' I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner;
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'''14.''' but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!"
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'''15.''' Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r?
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'''16.''' Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder.
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'''17.''' So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k?
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|2=N hai 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.
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'''18.''' Honest, I pay for cheezburgr.
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|3=May Ceiling Cat gib u many Cheezburgerz.
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'''19.''' U get for both.
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=====Philemons luv=====
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|4=I tol Ceiling Cat bout u wen I wuz prayin.  
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|5=I biggid u up. Srsly.
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|6=I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Ceiling Cat.
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|7=Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder?
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'''20.''' N a bukkit of pepsy 2. Kthx.
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=====Paul Axes Phil 2 b nice to Onesimius=====
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|8=So u no I's not skared of makin u do stuff, rite?
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|9=But U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde an i iz prizner for Christ) luffs u.
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|10=I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz liek mah kidz.
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|11=Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs.
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|12=I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k?
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|13=I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner
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|14=but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!"
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|15=Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r?
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|16=Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder.
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'''21.''' I knoes taht u can does a lotz uf teh stuffs.
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|17=So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k?
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|18=Honest, I pay for cheezburgr.
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|19=Srlsy, I willz! I mean, u owe me rite?
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|20=Can has a bukkit of pepsy 2? Kthx.
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'''22.''' BTW: I iz comes and lives wif u guys l8r.
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|21=I knoes taht u will does what i sez an moar. U rock!
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|22=BTW: I mite comes and lives wif u guys l8r.  
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'''23.''' Epaphras iz prizner too. He sez "Oh hai."
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'''24.''' Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke sez "Oh hai."
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|23=Epaphras iz prizner too. He sez "Oh hai."
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|24=Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke sez "Oh hai."
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'''25.''' Kthxbai.
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|25=Cheez! Kthxbai.
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Greetz

1 O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.

2 N hai 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.

3 May Ceiling Cat gib u many Cheezburgerz.

Philemons luv

4 I tol Ceiling Cat bout u wen I wuz prayin.5 I biggid u up. Srsly.6 I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Ceiling Cat.7 Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder?

Paul Axes Phil 2 b nice to Onesimius

8 So u no I's not skared of makin u do stuff, rite?9 But U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde an i iz prizner for Christ) luffs u.10 I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz liek mah kidz.11 Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs.12 I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k?13 I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner14 but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!"15 Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r?16 Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder.

17 So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k?18 Honest, I pay for cheezburgr.19 Srlsy, I willz! I mean, u owe me rite?20 Can has a bukkit of pepsy 2? Kthx.

21 I knoes taht u will does what i sez an moar. U rock!22 BTW: I mite comes and lives wif u guys l8r.

Phinal Greetz

23 Epaphras iz prizner too. He sez "Oh hai."24 Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke sez "Oh hai."

25 Cheez! Kthxbai.

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