Philemon 1

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1. O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.
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2. N hai 2 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.
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3. Invisible Man n hiz famly sez hai 2.
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4. I tol Invisible Man bout u wen I wuz prayin.
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5. I biggid u up.
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6-10. N now iz payback taim 4 me n mai slave Onesimus.
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11-16. Ha! Hiz not ur slave, I pwn hiz ass.
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17. N I pwn ur ass. So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik I hav.
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18-19. Honest, I pay for cheezburgr. U get for both.
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20. N a bukkit of pepsy 2.
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21. Doan forget, ai still pwn ur ass.
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21. All your base are belong to me.
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22. N ai pwn ur haus.
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23-24. I haz lots ov frenz who cum to ur haus. Epaphras got out of prisn, hiz bad shit. Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, Luke sai hai.
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25. Kthxbai.

Revision as of 18:03, 5 October 2007

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1. O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.

2. N hai 2 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.

3. Invisible Man n hiz famly sez hai 2.

4. I tol Invisible Man bout u wen I wuz prayin.

5. I biggid u up.

6-10. N now iz payback taim 4 me n mai slave Onesimus.

11-16. Ha! Hiz not ur slave, I pwn hiz ass.

17. N I pwn ur ass. So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik I hav.

18-19. Honest, I pay for cheezburgr. U get for both.

20. N a bukkit of pepsy 2.

21. Doan forget, ai still pwn ur ass.

21. All your base are belong to me.

22. N ai pwn ur haus.

23-24. I haz lots ov frenz who cum to ur haus. Epaphras got out of prisn, hiz bad shit. Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, Luke sai hai.

25. Kthxbai.

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