Numbers 13

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Exploaring Canaanz

1 Ceiling Cat sed to Moses,2 "O, hai. U sendz sum gaiz to exploar Canaan, cuz Iz givin it to u. U sendz teh gaiz in charj, k?"

3 An so Moses sendz dem from teh Dezurt. An dey wuz all in charj gaiz.4 Deze who dey wuz:
 Dere wuz Shammua teh sun of Zaccur frum teh tryb of Reuben (not teh sammich),

5 an dere wuz Shaphat teh sun of Hori frum teh tryb of Simeon,

6 an dere wuz Caleb teh sun of Jephunneh frum teh tryb of Judah,

7 an dere wuz Igal teh sun of Joseph frum teh tryb of Issachar,

8 an dere wuz Hoshea teh sun of Nun frum teh tryb of Ephraim,

9 an dere wuz Palti teh sun of Raphu frum teh tryb of Benjamin,

10 an dere wuz Gaddiel teh sun of Sodi frum teh tryb of Zebulun,

11 an dere wuz Gaddi teh sun of Susi frum teh tryb of Manasseh an dat iz tryb of Joseph,

12 an Ammiel teh sun of Gemalli frum teh tryb of Dan,

13 an Sethur teh sun of Michael frum teh tryb of Asher,

14 an Nahbi teh sun of Vophsi frum teh tryb of Naphtali,

15 an Geuel teh sun of Maki frum teh tryb of Gad.

16 Dese wuz teh gaiz Moses sendz to exploar. O, an Hoshea iz calld Joshua nao, k?

17 An wen Moses sendz dem, hez liek "U goez throo teh Negev an to teh bumpi plaec, k?18 An u seez wut kindz of landz dere iz, an wut kindz of peepul dere iz, an hao mani peepul dere iz.19 An iz dere landz gud? Iz dere taonz garded gud?20 Iz teh durtz gud foar gardinz? An bring bak frootz, k?" Bcuz it wuz tiemz foar graepz.

21 An so dey wentz an exploard.22 An dey went to Hebron, were sum gaiz livd.23 An wen dey gotz to teh Valley of Eshcol, dey gotz sum graepz an pomegranutz an figz.24 An teh plaec wuz calld teh Valley of Eshcol bcuz of teh graepz.25 An aftur forti daiz, dey got bak.

Wut Dey Fowndz

26 An dey caem bak to Moses an Aaron an all teh othur gaiz an toldz dem wut dey fowndz.27 Dey wuz liek "We went were u sedz, an dere wuz milkz an honeez! O, an heer iz teh graepz.28 But teh peepul dere iz strong, an teh siteez iz rly big an rly garded.29 An teh peepulz livz in teh Negev an in teh bumpee partz an near teh seez."

30 An den Caleb wuz liek "Hay, we shud go taek dem landz!"

31 But teh othurz wuz liek "But dey iz strongur den us!"32 An dey spred bad rumurz abowt teh landz. Dey wuz liek "Teh landz eatz teh peepulz taht livz dere! An teh peepulz iz rly big!33 We seez teh giuntz dere! An we wuz liek littul teeny bugz."

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