Micah 7

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IZRAEL'Z EMONESS

1 OH EM GEE I r teh emo!1 I r like teh one who gatherz teh cheezburgerz. but der aren't any tasteh onez..2 Teh Ceiling Cat ain't hurr. Everyone iz waiting 2 b pwned an' killed by hiz bro'.3 PPlz r goodz at tel evilz.4 Gud pplz ain't so goodz. dey are liek teh flee shotz, an' worser. PLZ Ceiling Cat B HEER.5 frendz r not so gud.. dun even trust teh chik yerr sleeping wif.6 teh sonz are mean to teh fajaz. teh daughterz aren't niec 2 deir muttiz.7 but me, i wait 4 teh Ceiling Cat. iluhim.


IZRAEL IZ GONNA PWNZ SUMDAIIZ

8 Enemiez bettr wach outz. Teh Ceiling Cat iz on ma syde!!!19 Bcuz i haz been meen to teh Ceiling Cat him will b meen to mez. but sok. him will frgive mez.10 N mai enemy iz gonna see itz n herz gonna be liek "OHSHIT." an' we will pwnz her.11 wez gonna xtend our bondriz.12 pplz gonna come 2 me from teh far away sittiez.13 teh erth will b pwnzed bcuz pplz r badz.


PREIER N PREIZ

14 treet yer pplz liek sheepz n feed dem in teh fieldz.15 "liek teh dayz wen u got outaa gyp-landz, iz gonna show u mah 1337 skillz!!116 pplz will b ashaemd n den dey'll b def-muets lolz.17 dey will bite teh dust liek teh snakez n dey will b scared of teh Ceiling Cat n u2.18 u r teh kool masterr, bcuz u r niec n u fergiev pplz.19 yll ferget all teh bad stuffz we did cuz ur niec liek dat.20 yll b tru 2 Jake n Abe liek u sayed 2 our fajaz longlong tiem agoz.

Micah 7
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