Micah 5

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Ceiling Cat mek Promis ov Ruleh frum Bethlehem

 1 Git yur pawz shawpend kittehs!

  Cuz bad kittehs tryin to tak ovah.

  Dey squrt teh HeadKitteh of Israel

  on teh cheekz wit watar! oh noes!

 2 Yu, Bethlehem Ephrathah,

  Yur a runt of teh clans of Judah

  But srsly, I know wut gunna happen

  A LeederKitteh ovah Israel gunna com from yu

  An his InsideKitteh gunna be frum old tiems


 3 Israel gun be lef a orfan

  But den a girlkitteh gun haf kitten

  An moar broders gunna com bak

  An join bak wif teh Israeites


4 He will stand and shepherd his flock
      in the strength of the LORD,
      in the majesty of the name of the LORD his God.
      And they will live securely, for then his greatness
      will reach to the ends of the earth.
5 And he will be their peace.
Micah 5
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