From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Ceiling Cat mek Promis ov Ruleh frum Bethlehem
1 Git yur pawz shawpend kittehs!
Cuz bad kittehs tryin to tak ovah.
Dey squrt teh HeadKitteh of Israel
on teh cheekz wit watar! oh noes!
2 Yu, Bethlehem Ephrathah,
Yur a runt of teh clans of Judah
But srsly, I know wut gunna happen
A LeederKitteh ovah Israel gunna com from yu
An his InsideKitteh gunna be frum old tiems
3 Israel gun be lef a orfan
But den a girlkitteh gun haf kitten
An moar broders gunna com bak
An join bak wif teh Israeites
4 He will stand and shepherd his flock in the strength of the LORD, in the majesty of the name of the LORD his God. And they will live securely, for then his greatness will reach to the ends of the earth.
5 And he will be their peace.
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