Micah 4

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 1 Wen teh las dayz com

  a tal mowntan ov Ceiling Cat's tempel wil be towtaly ther

  an it be impowtan, srsly!

  It wil be all abov oder hillz,

  an kittehs go to it.

 2 Maneh kitteh plases com an sez,

  "Doods, we can has goes to teh mowntan of Ceiling Cat

  to teh howse of teh Ceiling Cat dat wuz teh Ceiling Cat of Jacob, srsly.

  Ceiling Cat is in ur hed, teeching yu him wayz.

  An yu gonna follow dos wayz! Rly."

  Laws be in ur landz, comin from Zion

  an teh werdz of Ceiling Cat be in urs landz, comin from Joorusalem.

 3 Ceiling Cat gunna be judjin, lol

  An he gunna mek nashuns not fite anymoar!

  Teh nashuns wil mek sowds to plows and stuffz

  an dey speers gunna be mad shawp lik hookses.

  No moar fite!

  No moar pwepar for fite! Yay!

 4 An everee kitteh gunna lay down undah in der own kittehbed.

  an undah him own sofa too!

  No moar scairdy kitteh! Srsly!


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