From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Baby Jeezus tawt Charity
1 Ceiling Cat is watching you prostrate. pls to be prostrate wif prvcy, kthx.2 so when da ice cream man comes and humans are all leik give me a monie, no big deal k?3 is sekrit.4 Ceiling Cat is watching you compensate.
Baby Jeezus tawt about prayz
5 so j00 be all leik MCHammertime and pray jus 2 make it 2day and stuff.6 Ceiling Cat is watching you prostrate but u donut no he is tho.7 ur pray shood not be made of fail.8 Ceiling Cat knows what u donut hate.9 u pray leik dis:Ceiling Cat is so great.10 Cieling Cat can has the ceiling and da flur.11 I can has bred.12 i r sry n so r u.13 temptashuns will be all leik LOL we r leet but they lieded. rly. Foosball is teh debil. Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and flur and walls too. Amen.
Baby Jeezeus tawt about hungriez
Monies in da Ceiling
Ceiling Cat an ur wurldy poseshuns
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