From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
John Teh baptizt preepairs teh wai?
1 In dem dayz caem John Teh Baptizt, preachin in teh wilderness of Judea,2 And sayin "ZOMG, Kingdom Of Heven am at hand! Repent!3 For dis is he dat teh profet Esaias was speekin of, sayin Teh voice of teh one cryin in teh wilderness, Prepare teh way of teh Lord guise, make his pats strayt.
4 And teh saem John was wearin camul hair and leather pantz; and he eated bugs and hunny.5 Den he went out to Jeroozlem and Judea and all round Jordan6 And he baptized ppls in teh Jordan, and dey told ther Invizable Errors to him an Ceiling Cat
7 But wen he saw teh Fairy-sees and Saddu-sees com to his baptizm, he sayed "J00 snaky n00bs, who warned j00 to flea teh wrath that am comin?8 If ur all rly sorry, do teh gud stuff Ceiling Cat told u 2 do!9 And dont tink dat j00 has Abraham as j00r dad, cuz Ceiling Cat cud maek dese stones into kiddies of Abraham10 And now teh axe pwns teh rute of teh tree, and all teh trees dat dont make leet fruitz get pwnd and burninated
11 For srsly, I baptize ppls wit water, but teh next gai dat comin, and he so leet I cant even has his shoos: he gonna baptize ppls wit fire and teh Holey Ghostie!12 He gonna get all teh weet and put it in teh weet house, and he gonna burninate teh straw thats left ovar with teh leet fire of pwnage!
Teh baptizum of Happy Cat!
15 And Happy Cat answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.
16 Wen he was baptized he gtfo of teh water and, ZOMG, teh ceilinz opened up and teh Spirit of Ceiling Cat caem down liek a duv and landeded on him17 And, ZOMFGWTF, a voice from heven sayed "Hai guise, dis my son, and I tink he teh leet"
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