Matthew 11

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Jebus and John teh Washerer

1 And it did comes to liek pass, when Jesus had liek maded a end of telling his 12 peeps who really liked him, he went liek left so that he can learn and preahces in teir places of many people. 2 Now when liek John had hearded in teh place where u go if u liek preak teh rules, and I mean really break em in teah works of Christ, he sended two of him disciples through teh ineternets, 3 And say to his, is u he that is to come, or does we sees another? 4 Jeus answered him and liek say to his, Go and show John more of teh tings you've seen and heard: 5 Teh no seeing gets some seeing, and teh no walk get walk, teah nasty, come clean, and teh no hear hear, teh no live come live, and teh poor have teh gospel preached to tem. 6 And goodly good in life are he, who will not be offended in my. 7 And as tey leaved, Jesus begun ta sez to teh many worring bout John, Wat gone yuz out into teh wildy to see? sees, tey tat were nice softly soft clothing are in head royal ppls hoze. 8 But wat goned yu oust fur to see? A good guy that sez da truf? Yes, I sez to yuz, and more tan a profat. 9 But wat goned u oust fur too see? Yessum. A Seercat. Yes. I saz to yuz, and more tan a Profat. 10 Fur dis are him, of who'd it r wroted. Looki, I sent my meszage guy in ur face, I'll put yur idea nfront of yuz. 11 Importantly I saz to u, wif teh kittehs of normaled woman wil raiz a great cat John teh Washerer : teh guy dat lowerest in teh kingdom of Ceiling. Srsly 12 Teh Kingdom of Ceiling has alwayz been gettin more Cheezburgerz and liek more land to grow teh Cheezburger treez and Catz help dem wif out question. Srsly 13 Fur all of teh liek impertantz ppl all liek saz stufz to John and teh Sazer ppl. Srsly. 14 Plus liek if yur liek wilding to liek accepted it, him is liek teh Elija. 15 Him who haz liek earz let he liek hera. 16 But wat liek I shuld comparz dis genration? Dey are all like kittehs in liek teh feed buy place. Srsly 17 We liek gived yu teh awesome music from teh flutz (Srsly) but liek yu not danced srlsy; we sang a sad sung and liek yu not run out of happy.

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