Malachi 2

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===== Preestz need to straitn up an fly riet =====
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|1="Diz part iz for u, preests.
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|2=If u duzint lissn, an if u duzint start sayin mai naem wif respekt," sez Ceiling Cat, "Ai wil put a curs on u.  Ai wil evn curs ur blessinz.  Akshli ai alreddi haz LOL.
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|3=Ai wil curse ur kidz and grandkidz an smeer u wif sheep gutz in publik LOL.
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|4=Ai wil do dis bcz i maeded a deal wif Levi," sez Ceiling Cat.
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|5="ai has a deal to giv him lief an peece an he wuz all liek 'O Ceiling Cat u rok.'
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|6=He wuz onnest an peesful an maed evribodi behaev.
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|7="A preest shud talk sens bcz he workz for Ceiling Cat.
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|8=But u iz teechin nonsens an u ruinded mai deal wif Levi," sez Ceiling Cat.
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|9="So ai puttd a curs on u an maed fun of u in publik bcz u haz ben doin peepl favorz insted of enforsin teh law."
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===== Judah iz cheetn =====
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|10=We all haz teh saem fathr (I meenz Ceiling Cat) so whai iz u fietin all teh tiem?
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|11=Judah did sumthin nasti an maded Ceiling Cat's favrit templ dirti bai marryin a forin godz daugter.
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|12=If enniwun duz diz, Ceiling Cat kicks him out, an woant let him bak evn if he givz Ceiling Cat prezintz.
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|13=Oh an u iz cryin all teh tiem bcz Ceiling Cat iz mad at u.
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|14=U iz liek "Wai?"  Itz bcz u lefted teh wief u marrid when u wuz kittn.
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|15=Ceiling Cat putted teh wief an teh huzbnd togethr soez u cud haz relijis kittnz.  So doant dump ur wief dat u marrid when u wuz yung u dick.
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|16="i haetz divorse, an violense too," sez Ceiling Cat.<br>
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{{indent}}So be good, k?
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===== Jujmint Dai =====
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|17=Ceiling Cat iz tierd of ur wurdz.<br>
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{{indent}}"Wai?" u sez.<br>
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{{indent}}Bcz u also sez "Ceiling Cat liekz u to do evil, it maeks him happi," thatz wai duh.
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[[Category:Malachi|Malachi 2]]
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Latest revision as of 17:17, 13 July 2008

Old Testament
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Preestz need to straitn up an fly riet

1 "Diz part iz for u, preests.2 If u duzint lissn, an if u duzint start sayin mai naem wif respekt," sez Ceiling Cat, "Ai wil put a curs on u. Ai wil evn curs ur blessinz. Akshli ai alreddi haz LOL.

3 Ai wil curse ur kidz and grandkidz an smeer u wif sheep gutz in publik LOL.4 Ai wil do dis bcz i maeded a deal wif Levi," sez Ceiling Cat.5 "ai has a deal to giv him lief an peece an he wuz all liek 'O Ceiling Cat u rok.'6 He wuz onnest an peesful an maed evribodi behaev.

7 "A preest shud talk sens bcz he workz for Ceiling Cat.8 But u iz teechin nonsens an u ruinded mai deal wif Levi," sez Ceiling Cat.9 "So ai puttd a curs on u an maed fun of u in publik bcz u haz ben doin peepl favorz insted of enforsin teh law."

Judah iz cheetn

10 We all haz teh saem fathr (I meenz Ceiling Cat) so whai iz u fietin all teh tiem?

11 Judah did sumthin nasti an maded Ceiling Cat's favrit templ dirti bai marryin a forin godz daugter.12 If enniwun duz diz, Ceiling Cat kicks him out, an woant let him bak evn if he givz Ceiling Cat prezintz.

13 Oh an u iz cryin all teh tiem bcz Ceiling Cat iz mad at u.14 U iz liek "Wai?" Itz bcz u lefted teh wief u marrid when u wuz kittn.

15 Ceiling Cat putted teh wief an teh huzbnd togethr soez u cud haz relijis kittnz. So doant dump ur wief dat u marrid when u wuz yung u dick.

16 "i haetz divorse, an violense too," sez Ceiling Cat.
 So be good, k?

Jujmint Dai

17 Ceiling Cat iz tierd of ur wurdz.
 "Wai?" u sez.
 Bcz u also sez "Ceiling Cat liekz u to do evil, it maeks him happi," thatz wai duh.

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