From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Ordination 4 Aaron Cat and Posse
1 Teh Lord sayz to Moses Cat: 2 "Bring Aaron Cat and posse, and teh oil, and teh bull, and teh basket, and teh bread, buts no yeast, 3 and gets teh whole posse at teh entrance of teh Tent of Teh Meetin'." 4 Moses Cat did dis, and gots teh whole posse at teh entrance of teh Tent of Teh Meetin'. 5 Moses Cat sayz to teh posse, "Dis is what teh Lord commanded me." 6 Moses Cat washed Aaron Cat and posse. 7 Moses Cat puts teh priesty clothes on Aaron Cat and posse. 8 Moses Cat puts teh boob piece on. 9 Moses Cat puts teh hat on Aaron Cat. 10 Moses Cat consecrates teh oil. 11 Moses Cat sprinkl3s teh oil on teh altar 7 times. 12 Moses Cat pours teh oil on Aaron Cat. 13 Moses Cat puts teh priesty clothes on Aaron Cat's posse. 14 Moses Cat brings teh bull and Aaron Cat and posse touch it. 15 Moses Cat PWNS teh bull and puts teh blood on teh altar. 16 Moses Cat PWNS teh fat and teh kidneys on teh altar. 17 Moses Cat PWNS teh bull and teh flesh and teh offal outside teh camp. 18 Moses Cat brings teh ram and Aaron Cat and posse touch it. 19 Moses Cat PNWS teh ram and puts teh blood on teh altar. 20 Moses Cat PWNS teh ram into pieces, and PWNS the head, and PWNS the pieces, and PWNS teh fat. 21 Moses Cat washes teh ram and PWNS it as smelly offerin'. 22 Moses Cat brings teh other ram, and Aaron Cat and posse touch it. 23 Moses Cat PWNS teh other ram and puts teh blood on Aaron Cat. 24 Moses Cat puts teh blood on Aaron Cat's posse and teh altar. 25 Moses Cat tooks teh fat. 26 Moses Cat puts teh bread on teh fat. 27 Moses Cats waves teh offerin'. 28 Moses Cat PWNS teh smelly offerin' with teh fire. 29 Moses Cat took teh boobs and waved teh boobs as offerin'. 30 Moses Cat puts teh oil on Aaron Cat and posse. 31 Moses says 2 Aaron Cat and posse, "PWN teh meat at teh entrance of teh Tent of Teh Meeting and eat it with teh bread from teh basket of teh offerin's as I sayz 'Aaron Cat and teh posse supposed 2 eats it' 32 and then PWN teh meat and teh bread." 33 Do Not Want leave teh Tent of Teh Meeting 4 7 days. 34 What was done 2 day was 4 teh atonement. 35 Stay at teh entrance of teh Tent of Teh Meeting 4 7 days, or b PWNED! 36 Aaron Cat does dis.
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