Leviticus 10

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1. Nadab an Abiu litted they sensas on fiah, an smellies, an gived it to Ceiling Cat. Ceiling Cat was laik: “DO NOT WANT”.

2. Ceiling Cat eated them.

3. Moses was laik: “WTG Ceiling Cat! Ceiling Cat rox!” Aaron was laik: “…”.

4. Moses was laik “Misel an Elisaphan, you gota git yoer rellies outta here.”

5. An they did.

6. Moses was laik: “You noes mak your hed nekid and tear cloes or eles Ceiling Cat will eated u. Ceiling Cat r mighty, all-eating.”

7. “You noes go out elles u gets eated, cuz u gots da holiez oilz on ur hed, srsly.” Tey waz laik, “yeah ok”.

8. Ceiling Cat was laik “Oh hai Aaron,”

9. “Aaron u noes getz drunkz and ur kittehz neither, else u gets eated, srsly.”

10. “Dis r so as u can has knowledge bout holiez an unholiez an cleenz an unkleenz.”

Leviticus 10
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