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LOLCarols

LOLCats can has LOLCarols plz, for teh Catristmas daiz! Edit dem 2 maek dem nicer pl0x, kthxbai.

Sailent Niet

Sailent niet, holi niet,

All iz kalm, all iz briet,
Roun yon virgin motha an chaild
Holi eenfant so soft an maild
Sleeep in ceilingy peac,
Sleeep in ceilingy peac.


Sailent niet, holi niet,
Sheperds quaek at teh siet,
Gloriz streem frm ceiling afar,
Ceiling catz we mew alleluia:
C'trist teh Saviour iz born,
We can has teh saviour.


Sailent niet, holi niet,
Ceiling Cat's Son, lub's puur liet,
Good smelleded cheezburgrs from ur faec,
Wit soem extra cookiez an cheez:
Jebus, Lord, at dai birf,
Jebus, Lord, at dai birf.

O Coem All U Feithfool

O coem all U feithfool,

Joifool an traiumfan,
O coem u, O coem u to Beslehem.
Coem see hiz cookies,
Maded by the Happycat,
O coem, let us adoar Him,
O coem, let us adoar Him,
O coem, let us adoar Him,
Teh Happycat.


O mew, choirs of LOLCats,

Mew in exultation,
Mew all that hear in ceiling God's holi mew.
Giev to our daddy glori in teh haiest!
O coem, let us adoar Him,
O coem, let us adoar Him,
O coem, let us adoar Him,
Teh Happycat.


O HAI! Lord, we hail u,

Born dis happi mornin,
O Jebus! for evermoar be ur naem adord.
Mew of teh daddy, nao in cat body becoem;
O coem, let us adoar Him,
O coem, let us adoar Him,
O coem, let us adoar Him,
Teh Happycat.

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Hark! teh herld angls zing,

Glori 2 teh newborn cing!
Piece on urf nd mrci myld,
Ceiling Cat and ziners rekonsild
Joyful, all teh netion ris,
joen teh tryumf uf teh scyes;
Wyf teh angelic host proklaym
Chryst is borned in bathlaham!
Chryst bi haiest ceiling adured;
Cryst the evir-lastin lurd!
Lete in tyme bihld hym com
Uff-sprin uf a Vergen's wumb,
Veild in flash teh Celing Cathead cee;
Hail teh encarneat diety!
Plzd az cat and cat 2 dwill,
Jebus, ouer amenyuel!


Da Twewv Dais O' Cristmus

On da firs dai o Cristmus,

a kitteh gaev ta me
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da secund dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da turd (lol) dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da fowf dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da fif dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da six dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
inviz'bel biek a-biekin
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da sevn dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
kittehz fixen RAM
inviz'bel biek a-biekin
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da ate dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
ate kittehs chrgin lazrz
kittehz fixen RAM
inviz'bel biek a-biekin
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da nient dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
nien kitteh lievs
ate kittehs chrgin lazrz
kittehz fixen RAM
inviz'bel biek a-biekin
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da tent dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
ten happycats a-happy
nien kitteh lievs
ate kittehs chrgin lazrz
kittehz fixen RAM
inviz'bel biek a-biekin
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da levint dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
levin serius kittahs
ten happycats a-happy
nien kitteh lievs
ate kittehs chrgin lazrz
kittehz fixen RAM
inviz'bel biek a-biekin
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.


On da twewf dai o Cristmus,
a kitteh gaev ta me
Ceiling Cat a-watching
levin serius kittahs
ten happycats a-happy
nien kitteh lievs
ate kittehs chrgin lazrz
kittehz fixen RAM
inviz'bel biek a-biekin
cheez-burg-rz
fow tasty cookies
twee nom nom noms
too monorail cats
flyn kitteh fud in a paer twee.
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