Judges 6

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Gideon's jus dis gai, ukno...



1 Nao Israelites wer beein bad kittehs so Ceiling Cat let teh Midianites gif dem smaks. 2 Midianites wuz heeps strongur dan teh Israelites an so teh Israelites wud go hied in da mowntens an caevs. 3 Butt dey stil gotz haselld bai der Midianites An deir homiez, teh Amalekites an udders. 4 Teh Midianites An deir homiez wud stompz awl ovah deir veggi patchs an maek deded deir moocaos An sheeps An rhinoceruses. 5 Den teh Midianites An deir homiez den putted deir own moocaos An sheeps and camuls (dey dinut has rhinoceruses) whair der Isralites liffed. 6 So teh Israelites no has plaice to gro deir fuds and dey has lots uv hungries An so dey sed "Halp Ceiling Cat, wes has a hungries, let us sho yoo it!!!1!"


1 Ceiling Cat herded dem yellen at him, 2 so he sended a profet too telz dem "Ceiling Cat sez: I taekd yoos owt frum Egipps An maeded yoos nawt slaevs. 3 I rescood yoos An gaevd yoos cheezburgrs An cookies An bukkits. 4 I seded 'I am teh Ceiling Cat. DO NOT WANT yoos worshippen teh ceiling cat uv teh Amorites, whar yoos liffs nao.' Butts yoos nawt lissen."


1 Den Ceiling Cat's burdcat caem dun and sitted unda teh oak in Ophrah (dey watchd Ophrah in da treez bak den cuz TV wusnt invenshiond yet). Dis d00d cawld Gideon wuz watchen da tree dat dai.


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