Judges 17

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1 Teh Micah d00d commed from Ephraim, wehre iz all ditz hilly hilands n schtuff.

2 So dis teh Micah d00d sez liek (to hiz momzors) "$$$$$1100.00 BUX witch yooz typ all over 'DO NOT WANT!!' in ALLCAPS? (ow my ears still HERTZorz) O lookie, i, liek, pwned it alreddy." n teh momzors was liek all "INFINITY PLUS 1 CHEEZBURGRS drect frum Ceiling Cat 2 YER INBOX!!!!shift1!!"

3 So enyhoo, da Micah d00d txtd all eleventy11 cnotes 2 momzors inbox, n momzors was liiek all "WTF? STILL DO NOT WANT, u keep u turnzorz teh $$$$$ in2 kewl idolic intreface.".

4 Micah was "NO WAYZ TEH $$$$$4$z BAKC ATCHA, NO WANT ME NEETHER!!!" n den momzorz txtd $$200.000 2 teh idolmaker d00d'z inbox n teh idolmaker d00d liek molded it in2 kewl idolic intreface justcuz Micah wanna do it NOT! (2 laizee or somthin) n one (1) shinzy new IdolCat™ goze bakc at teh Micah.

5 N Micah d00d wented suddly all 100% IDOL MODE n maded a HUNDREDLEVENty JILLION effodz n idolz n churchzors n more idolz n stchuff, n he sez to hiz kid "u be #1 preest kid now, k? thnxbai!"

Democrassy suxxors

6 (No king 2 txt NE1 watta do = democrassy suxxors.)

Some d00d shows up

7 A 20something joo-d00d levitid00d frum Beetleham majikly apeeerz from liek NOWHEREZ!!! OMG!

8 So enyhoo teh 20somethingd00d wuz all "NO PAD 4 2 SLEEPZORS, WAAAHHHH!! :-(" n axed Micah 4 room wif view n 2 baths.

9 Micah wuz liek all "WHERE FROM, 0 20SOMETHINGD))D, kant just rent 2 eny 1." n 20somethingd00d sez "see verse 7.".

10 Micah whuz all liek "K, weez BUNKMATES NOW! (no buttsex plz, k?) n u be #1 preeest and for lotza $$$$$ n free cheezburgrz n schtuff." n teh 20somethingd00d was "YAYYY!!! FREE CHEEZBURGRZ!!! :-)"

11 Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz 1st real job n moovd in wif Micah (but no buttsex).

12 2 repeat: Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz 1st real job n moovd in wif Micah (still no buttsex; dat coms later, k?).

13 Den Micah wuz liek all "W00T! iNFINITY PLUS 1 JILLION CHEEZBURGRZ from Ceiling Cat izza mine all mine!!!!Q!@! Levitid00dz rokxors!"

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