Judges 1

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Judah pwnz0rrz!!!!!11!1!


1 K Joshua deded nao, srsly. Teh Izralites axed Ceiling cat, "hoos gonna fitez teh Canaanites so dey dun pwnz us?"2 Ceiling Cat sez, "gotz Judah An hiz peeps. srsly. Dey can has all der cheezburgerz."3 An cuz Judah's peeps eated cheezburgrs wit Simeon's peeps, Simeon peeps went to pwnz teh Canaanites as wel.

4 An so Judah's peeps startd pwnz0ring teh Canaanites an Ceiling Cat halpz dem wif uber pwnzing so dey had leik 10k HKs.5 Den dey reeched teh boss hoo wuz caeld Andoni-Bezek (hiz crazee cuz hiz naem is liek bezerk).6 An teh d00ds ttly pwnzd him an cut off thums n' toez GROSS!!!7 An Bezerk sed, "dis crool ironic justis, cuz iz cut of thum n toez uv slaevs An maed dem bee awl leik puppeh dawgz An likk stuffs frum da grownd." den he got deded.

8 Den Judah's peeps wen to Jeroosalem an pwnzed it. Dey maed messus and caut teh kitchenz on fier srsly.

9 and dere wer moar Canaanites (dey liek wabbits dey everwhare)dey haz bases in da hilsied An in da vallee An dey awl gotz pwnz0rd bai Judah's peeps awlso.10 Den dey taekd alot of pplz bukkits in Hebron lol.11 den dey goez to DeBeerz (et yoost tobee cawld Debir but dey tink DeBeerz is cooler)and taekd deir bukkits An deir cheezburgrs to.12 and sum d00d is liek, "yu can hav mai hacksaw if bring me hed of dat king man. Srsly."13 so dis gai Othniel doez it and got teh d00dz hacksaw.

19 Ceiling Cat and teh Isralitez PWNed teh hilld00ds, but teh flatlandd00ds had karz of teh METALZ!!!1! "Oh, Noes! Tehy haz PANZERS!!!1!" sed Ceiling Cat, tehn ran awai and hid, and teh Isralites faild. LOLZ!!!1!!1!one!!20 So dey gotz sums stuffs butt dere were teh epic failz in Jeroosalem cuz dere wer stil peeps cawld Jebussits hoo stil haz bases dere.


Nawt az l337 az dey tink


21 Ceiling Cat halpd Joseph's peeps

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