Joshua 9

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1 Nao, wen all teh kingz heerd deez tingz,2 dey wuz gunna fit Joshua an Israel.

3 But wen Gibeonz gaiz heerd wut Joshua didz,4 dey uzd a trik! Dey went wif rly old an holey bagz5 an wor old cloz an holey sandulz. An deyr cheezburgerz wuz old an bad foar nomming.6 An dey went to Joshua an sez "We'z frum far awai. We can haz trety?"

7 An teh gaiz frum Israel sez "Hao we no ur rly frum far awai?"

8 An teh gaiz sez to Joshua "We r ur survintz. Srsly." But Joshua wuz liek "Hu r u, an ware u cum frum?"

9 An dey sez "We caem frum far awai bcuz we heerd abowt Ceiling Cat,10 an we heered about teh awsum stuf he duz.11 An teh gaiz frum owr contri sez 'Taek fudz an met dem an sai "We r ur survints; we can haz trety?"'12 Wen we left, chzburgerz wuz gud foar nom, but now dey r old an not gud foar nom. Srsly.13 An we had gud bagz an nis sandulz, but nao we haz holey bagz an sandulz."

14 An teh gaiz frum Israel tryd teh chzburgerz but dunt ask abowt Ceiling Cat.15 An den Joshua maed a trety wif dem.

16 Thre daiz latur, teh Israel gaiz heerd teh gaiz wuz frum a clos plaic.17 So teh Israel gaiz went to teh siteez an got dere in thre daiz.18 But dey dunt attak dem, becuz dey had teh trety. An teh gaiz wuznt happy,19 but teh leedurz sed "We kant hert dem; we haz trety.20 Wel do dis: we let dem liv,21 an dey cutz wud an carriez watur foar us."

22 Den Joshua askd teh trikky gaiz "Wai u trikz us? Datz meen. U shudnt do dat.23 Nao ur curst. U haz to cut wud an carri fudz for us forevurz. Srsly."

24 Teh trikky gaiz sez "We heerd taht Ceiling Cat telld Moses to giv u all dis land an maek evrywun els leev. Dats wai we did dis.25 U do wut u wunt to us, k?"

26 An so Joshua savd dem, an teh Israel gaiz didnt kil dem.27 An dey cut wud an carrid watur foar teh Israel gaiz an dey stil do it.

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