Joshua 8

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|1=Ceiling Cat sez 2 Joshua, "Dont worry B happai. Take all doodz wif u, n go 2 Ai. I help wif ur pwning of Ai, and his doodz n his base n stuff.
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|1=Ceiling Cat sez to Joshua, "Dont woree be happee. Take all dewds wif yu, an go to Ai. Iz help wif ur pwning of Ai, an his dewds an him baes an stuffs.
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|2=U do to Ai n king like Jericho. Only its moneys and cheezburgers u can has for u. U get behind his base.
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|2=Yu do to Ai an king liek Jericho. Onlee its monees an cheezburgers yu can has for yu. Yu get behind his baes.
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|3=So Josh n doodz go 2 Ai. N Josh pickted 1...2...many! buff doodz and made dem night doodz.  
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|3=So Josh an dewds go to Ai. An Josh pickted 1...2...manee! Buff dewds an maed dem night dewds.  
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|4=N sez, "Looks, U can sneaky up on base, in backs. Stay ready neer base.
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|4=An sez, "Looks, Yu can sneeky up on teh baes, in backs. Stay ready neer baes.
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|5=me an mai doods wil coem frum teh fron.  Den, Ai's doods coem to get uz, we's run.
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|5=Me an mai dewds wil coem frum teh fron.  Den, Ai's dewds coem to get us, weez run.
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|6=dey'll fink wez chikins, an chase us.   
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|6=Dey'll fink weez chikins, an chaes us.   
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|7=den, u back uv base doods can haz the win!  W00T!  Thanx Ceilin Cat~!
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|7=Den, yu back uv base dewds can has teh win!  W00T!  Thanx Ceilin Cat~!
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|8=den burninate teh base. Ceilin Cat sez so."
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|8=Den burninate teh baes. Ceiling Cat sez so."
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|18=Ceiling Cat sez to Joshua, "U has a stick. Point wif stick @ Ai, u has an Ai." N Joshua point wif stick @ base.  
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|18=Ceiling Cat sez to Joshua, "Yu has a stick. Poynt wif stick at Ai, yu can has an Ai." An Joshua poynt wif stick at baes.  
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|19=Doodz go fast when Joshua point wif stick. They in their base killin ther doodz with firebalz
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|19=Dewds go fast wen Joshua poynt wif stick. Dey in ther baes, killin ther doodz wif firebalz
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|20=Doodz of Ai looked. Visible smoke up to ceiling! They knew they pwned, cuz scaredy cats were jus fakin.
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|20=Dewdz of Ai lookeded. Visible smoek up to ceiling! Dey knew tey pwned, cuz scaredy cats wer jus fakin.
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1 Ceiling Cat sez to Joshua, "Dont woree be happee. Take all dewds wif yu, an go to Ai. Iz help wif ur pwning of Ai, an his dewds an him baes an stuffs.2 Yu do to Ai an king liek Jericho. Onlee its monees an cheezburgers yu can has for yu. Yu get behind his baes.3 So Josh an dewds go to Ai. An Josh pickted 1...2...manee! Buff dewds an maed dem night dewds.4 An sez, "Looks, Yu can sneeky up on teh baes, in backs. Stay ready neer baes.5 Me an mai dewds wil coem frum teh fron. Den, Ai's dewds coem to get us, weez run.6 Dey'll fink weez chikins, an chaes us.7 Den, yu back uv base dewds can has teh win! W00T! Thanx Ceilin Cat~!8 Den burninate teh baes. Ceiling Cat sez so."


18 Ceiling Cat sez to Joshua, "Yu has a stick. Poynt wif stick at Ai, yu can has an Ai." An Joshua poynt wif stick at baes.19 Dewds go fast wen Joshua poynt wif stick. Dey in ther baes, killin ther doodz wif firebalz20 Dewdz of Ai lookeded. Visible smoek up to ceiling! Dey knew tey pwned, cuz scaredy cats wer jus fakin.

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