Joshua 18

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1 all teh kittehs ov Israel gots tehgetha at Shiloh, an set up teh tabbynacker ov teh congregashun there. an teh land wuz subdued befoer dem awww.2 an dere were seven tribes of kittehs, wot had not yet received their stuffs.3 an Joshua sai unto teh kittehs ov Izrayel, "How slack r u at getting teh stuffs, which teh Ceilingcat God ov ur fathers hath given u?4 Gimme three kittehs for each tribe: an I will send dem, an dey shall rise, an go through teh lan, an wurk owt hoo shuld get stuffs; den come bak again to me.5 An dey shall divide it into seven parts: Judah can haz their coast on teh souf, an teh house ov Joseph can haz their coasts on teh norf.6 So split up teh lan into seven parts, an bring teh description hither to me, that I may roll de dice for u here before teh Ceilingcat our God.7 But teh Levites can not haz; for teh priesthood ov teh Ceilingcat iz their inheritance: an Gad, an Reuben, an half teh tribe ov Manasseh, already can haz beyond Jordan on teh east, which Moses teh servant ov Ceilingcat gaved them."

8 An teh kittehs arose, an went away: an Joshua sai, Go an walk through teh lan, an describe it, an come bak to me, that I may spin da wheel for u before Ceilingcat in Shiloh.9 An teh kittehs went froo teh lan, an splits it by cities into seven parts in a book, an came again to Joshua to teh host at Shiloh.

10 An Joshua spun da wheel for them in Shiloh before Ceilingcat: an there Joshua divided teh lan unto teh kittehs ov Izryel according to their divisions.

11 An teh lot ov teh tribe ov teh kittehs ov Benjamin came up: an it wuz between teh kittehs ov Judah an teh kittehs ov Joseph.12 an their border on teh norf side wuz from Jordan; an teh border went up to teh side ov Jericho on teh norf side, an went up through teh mountains westward; an teh goings out thereov were at teh wilderness ov Beth-aven.13 an teh border went over from thence toward Luz, to teh side ov Luz, which iz Bethel, soufward; an teh border descended to Ataroth-adar, near teh hill that lieth on teh souf side ov teh nether Beth-horon.14 an teh border wuz drawn thence, an compassed teh corner ov teh sea soufward, from teh hill that lieth before Beth- horon soufward; an teh goings out thereov were at Kirjath-baal, which iz Kirjath- jearim, a city ov teh kittehs ov Judah: thiz wuz teh west quarter.15 an teh souf quarter wuz from teh end ov Kirjath-jearim, an teh border went out on teh west, an went out to teh well ov waters ov Nephtoah:16 an teh border came down to teh end ov teh mountain that lieth before teh valley ov teh son ov Hinnom, an which iz in teh valley ov teh giants on teh norf, an descended to teh valley ov Hinnom, to teh side ov Jebusi on teh souf, an descended to En-rogel,17 an wuz drawn from teh norf, an went forth to En-shemesh, an went forth toward Geliloth, which iz over against teh going up ov Adummim, an descended to teh stone ov Bohan teh son ov Reuben,18 an passed along toward teh side over against Arabah norfward, an went down unto Arabah:19 an teh border passed along to teh side ov Beth-hoglah norfward: an teh outgoings ov teh border were at teh norf bay ov teh salt sea at teh souf end ov Jordan: thiz wuz teh souf coast.20 an Jordan wuz teh border ov it on teh east side. Thiz iz wut teh kittehs ov Benjamin, did alreadi haz.21 Now teh cities ov teh tribe ov teh kittehs ov Benjamin wuz Jericho, an Beth-hoglah, an teh valley ov Keziz,22 an Beth-arabah, an Zemaraim, an Bethel,23 an Avim, an Parah, an Ophrah,24 an Chephar-haammonai, an Ophni, an Gaba; twelve cities with their villages:25 Gibeon, an Ramah, an Beeroth,26 an Mizpeh, an Chephirah, an Mozah,27 an Rekem, an Irpeel, an Taralah,28 an Zelah, Eleph, an Jebusi, which iz Jerusalem, Gibeath, an Kirjath; fourteen cities with their villages. Thiz iz wut teh kittehs ov Benjamin can haz nao yay.

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