Jonah 2

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Revision as of 21:37, 22 October 2007

Old Testament
Jonah cat is swallowed by the whale

1 Jonah prayd 2 Ceiling Cat from insid teh big fishs insids.2 And sed,
 Becos I iz so verey distresd, I call 4 teh Ceiling Cat, and he hearz me.
  Evn from teh deep bad wet plaice I callz, and u hearz me.
3  4 u throws me into teh nasti water, and maik me wet all ovr, with yr waves and splashs.
4  I sed, Im out of yr site, lookng at yr holey tempel.
5  Teh water all rownd me, maik me wet rite thru:
  Iv got weedz all rownd my hed.
6  I sinkd down rite 2 mountans roots, I thinkng I iz trappd beneth earth 4ever, oh noes!:
  but you rescuse me aliv from teh hole, Ceiling Cat.
7  I iz going 2 die, oh noes!,
  but just tehn I remmembr teh Ceiling Cat: and I prays, 2 yr holey tempel.
8  Iz wrng 2 fix clawz into wrng thingz,
  iz no cheezburgr for teh bad kitty.
9  But now Im singng hapy songz;
  and I pay u bak 4 yr helps just liek I sez. Kitty-savng iz done by teh Ceiling Cat.
10 So tehn teh Ceiling Cat speke to big fish and it barf up Jonah on teh shor.

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