John 6

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1 Afturwurdz, Jesus cross'd teh Sea of Gallilee. 2 lotz o kittehs went too cuz dey see's teh mrkls He dun.

3 Jesus went up on teh mountn n sat dwn wit hiz homiez.

4 Teh jooz chzbrgr feist wuz cominz up

5 Jesus saw lotza kittehs comin n sez to Phillip, "We gonna need mor chzbrgrz!"

6 but Jesus sez dis as test cuz he no'd wut waz comin.

7 Phillip sed, "200 daze of chzbrgr makin wudn't be enuff to feed all teh kittehs even a little."

8 One of teh hommiez, Andrew, the brudduh o Simon Peter, sez,

9 "There iz tom-kitteh wit five chzbrgrz n two tuna; but wut good dis do?"

10 Jesus sez, "Tell them to chillz." N all teh kittehs chill'd on teh grassiez.

11 Jesus took teh chzbrgrz, sed thx to ceiling cat, and handed teh chzbrgrz to teh chillin' kittehs, also teh tuna.

12 When teh kittehs were purrin', he ses to His homiez, "Get teh leftover chzbrgrz so nuthin be waisted. kthx."

13 So Jesus' homies got teh leftovers, and fill'd twelve baskets wit leftovers dat came from teh five chzbrgrz dat wuz more din dey cud eatz.

14 When teh kittehs see teh mrkle he dun, they sez, "Dat must b teh Prophet hoo come into teh wrld."

15 Jesus knowed teh kittehz wus going to come and takz Him n makz Him king, so He scat.

16 nite came and the hommiez went dwn to teh sea,

17 Teh left in a boat, goed cross teh sea to Capernaum. It wuz dark, n Jesus wuz still gonz.

18 Teh sea wuz dancin n shakin cuz teh wind wuz goin craziez!

19 Teh homiez see'd Jesus walkin on teh water! OMGWTF? Teh homiez wuz skeered!

20 Jesus sez to hiz homiez, "Don't be skeered! srsly!"

21 Teh homies told Jesus to git in teh boat, but teh boat wuz at teh shor alredy.

22 Teh next day, der wuz lotza kittehs still over the sea dat see'd dat there wuz only one boat, but Jesus didn't go wit his homiez in teh boat, only teh homiez wuz gone.

23 Sum boats come from Tiberias ware dey ate teh chzbrgrz wen Jesus sed thx to ceiling cat.

24 Teh kittehz see'd dat Jesus n hiz homiez wuzzint there, dey demselves got into boats n came to Capernaum lookin for Jesus.

25 And when teh kittehz see'd him 'cross teh sea dey sez to Him, "Dude, how'd u do dat?"

26 Jesus sed, "Kittehz! U r not lookin for me cuz you see'd teh mrklz, but cuz u want teh chzbrgrz!

27 Don't purr for teh chzburgrz, but for teh cookies dat offer mor din 9 livez, dat teh Son of Man givz to u. Ceiling cat sez Him goodz stuffz."

28 So dey sez to Him, "Wut we do to make ceiling cat purrz?"

29 Jesus sed, "Dis b it, beleev in teh one He sent."

30 So din dey sed, "Wut mrkl u do, dat we cud beleev in u? Wut kin u do?

31 Teh momcatz n tomcatz eated chzbrgrz in teh desert, as teh skrptur sez: 'He givz dem chzbrgrz from teh ceiling.'"

32 So Jesus sed, "Kittehs! dat wuzn't Moses! Dat wuz ceiling cat dat givz u chzbrgrz from teh ceiling!"

33 Teh chzbrgrz from teh ceiling cat r dose dat comez from teh ceiling n gives more din 9lives to teh kittehs."

34 So dey sed Him, "Dude, givz us deez chzbrgrz! srsly!"

35 Jesus sed, "I iz deez chzbrgrz, dose dat beleevs will neverz b witout chzbrgrz n creamz in ur saucerz."

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38 For I's comes down from teh Ceiling, not for mah own flavrs, but for mah dad's flavrs.

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