John 1

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#In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd iz liek "Oh hai Invisible Man" and teh werd eated teh Invisible Man
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'''1.''' In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd iz liek "Oh hai Invisible Man" and teh werd eated teh Invisible Man
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#In teh beginz teh werd an teh Invisible Man iz teh bests frenz.
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'''2.''' In teh beginz teh werd an teh Invisible Man iz teh bests frenz.
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#Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.  
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'''3.''' Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.  
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#Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."
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'''4.''' Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."
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#Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
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'''5.''' Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
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#And teh Invisible Man haz dis visible man; his naem iz John.  
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'''6.''' And teh Invisible Man haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John.  
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#He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez "OMG."  
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'''7.''' He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez "OMG."  
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# Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.
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'''8.'''  Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.
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#Teh tru lite--iz lotz of lite--iz comes, k?
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'''9.''' Teh tru lite--iz lotz of lite--iz comes, k?
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#He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him.
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'''10.''' He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him.
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# He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!"  
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'''11.''' He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!"  
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# And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Invisible Man pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz—  
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'''12.''' And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Invisible Man pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz—  
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# But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Invisible Mans kidz.
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'''13.''' But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Invisible Mans kidz.
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# THE WERD BECAME FLESH AN' MADE HIS DWELLIN AMONG US. WE HAS SEEN HIS GLORY, TEH GLORY OV TEH WAN AN' ONLY, HOO CAME FRUM TEH FATHR, FULL OV GRACE AN' TRUTH.
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'''14.''' Teh werd is becomes Visible Man (omg) and he is lives wif us. We is sees teh glorie taht is frum teh one n only; him come from teh dad wif teh grace and teh truth.
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# JOHN TESTIFIEZ CONCERNIN HIM. HE CRIEZ OUT, SAYIN, "DIS WUZ HE OV WHOM I SAID, 'HE HOO COMEZ AFTR ME HAS SURPASD ME BECAUSE HE WUZ BEFORE ME.' "
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'''15.''' John is liek "Oh hai" becuz uf him. He sez "OMG tihs guy iz teh one taht is comes after me him iz bettr becuz him comes frst, k?"
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# FROM TEH FULLNES OV HIS GRACE WE HAS ALL RECEIVD WAN BLESIN AFTR ANOTHR.
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'''16.''' Becuz is a lotz of grayce we has teh blessns. FROM TEH FULLNES OV HIS GRACE WE HAS ALL RECEIVD WAN BLESIN AFTR ANOTHR.
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# FOR TEH LAW WUZ GIVEN THRU MOSEZ; GRACE AN' TRUTH CAME THRU JESUS CHRIST.  
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'''17.''' Moses is liek "Hay I has teh lawz"; Jesus is has teh grayce and teh trooth.
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# NO WAN HAS EVR SEEN GAWD, BUT GAWD TEH WAN AN' ONLY,HOO IZ AT TEH FATHR'S SIDE, HAS MADE HIM KNOWN.
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'''18.''' Invisible Man is Invisible, but teh one n only (him is wif Invisible Man) is liek "Hay look."
[[Category:John|John 1]]
[[Category:John|John 1]]

Revision as of 09:34, 7 October 2007

1. In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd iz liek "Oh hai Invisible Man" and teh werd eated teh Invisible Man 2. In teh beginz teh werd an teh Invisible Man iz teh bests frenz. 3. Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him. 4. Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite." 5. Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf." 6. And teh Invisible Man haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John. 7. He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez "OMG." 8. Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre. 9. Teh tru lite--iz lotz of lite--iz comes, k? 10. He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him. 11. He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!" 12. And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Invisible Man pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz— 13. But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Invisible Mans kidz. 14. Teh werd is becomes Visible Man (omg) and he is lives wif us. We is sees teh glorie taht is frum teh one n only; him come from teh dad wif teh grace and teh truth. 15. John is liek "Oh hai" becuz uf him. He sez "OMG tihs guy iz teh one taht is comes after me him iz bettr becuz him comes frst, k?" 16. Becuz is a lotz of grayce we has teh blessns. FROM TEH FULLNES OV HIS GRACE WE HAS ALL RECEIVD WAN BLESIN AFTR ANOTHR. 17. Moses is liek "Hay I has teh lawz"; Jesus is has teh grayce and teh trooth. 18. Invisible Man is Invisible, but teh one n only (him is wif Invisible Man) is liek "Hay look."

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