John 1

From LOLCat Bible Translation Project

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
m (John 1 moved to John One: Consistency)

Revision as of 18:09, 30 July 2007

  1. IN TEH BEGINNIN WUZ TEH WERD, AN' TEH WERD WUZ WIF GAWD, AN' TEH WERD WUZ GAWD.
  2. HE WUZ WIF GAWD IN DA BEGINNIN.
  3. THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS WUZ MADE; WITHOUT HIM NOTHIN WUZ MADE DAT HAS BEEN MADE.
  4. IN HIM WUZ LIFE, AN' DAT LIFE WUZ TEH LIGHT OV DOODZ.
  5. THE LIGHT SHINEZ IN DA DARKNES, BUT TEH DARKNES HAZ NOT UNDERSTOOD IT.
  6. THERE CAME MAN HOO WUZ SENT FRUM GAWD; HIS NAME WUZ JOHN.
  7. HE CAME AS WITNES 2 TESTIFY CONCERNIN DAT LIGHT, SO DAT THRU HIM ALL DOODZ MIGHT BELIEVE.
  8. HE HIM WUZ NOT TEH LIGHT; HE CAME ONLY AS WITNES 2 TEH LIGHT.
  9. THE TRUE LIGHT DAT GIVEZ LIGHT 2 EVERY MAN WUZ COMIN INTO TEH WURLD.
  10. HE WUZ IN DA WURLD, AN' THOUGH TEH WURLD WUZ MADE THRU HIM, TEH WURLD DID NOT RECOGNIZE HIM.
  11. HE CAME 2 DAT WHICH WUZ HIS OWN, BUT HIS OWN DID NOT RECEIV HIM.
  12. YET 2 ALL HOO RECEIVD HIM, 2 DOSE HOO BELIEVD IN HIS NAME, HE GAEV TEH RITE 2 BECOME CHILDREN OV GAWD—
  13. CHILDREN BORN NOT OV NACHURAL DESSENT, NOR OV HOOMAN DECISHUN OR HUSBAND'S WILL, BUT BORN OV GAWD.
  14. THE WERD BECAME FLESH AN' MADE HIS DWELLIN AMONG US. WE HAS SEEN HIS GLORY, TEH GLORY OV TEH WAN AN' ONLY, HOO CAME FRUM TEH FATHR, FULL OV GRACE AN' TRUTH.
  15. JOHN TESTIFIEZ CONCERNIN HIM. HE CRIEZ OUT, SAYIN, "DIS WUZ HE OV WHOM I SAID, 'HE HOO COMEZ AFTR ME HAS SURPASD ME BECAUSE HE WUZ BEFORE ME.' "
  16. FROM TEH FULLNES OV HIS GRACE WE HAS ALL RECEIVD WAN BLESIN AFTR ANOTHR.
  17. FOR TEH LAW WUZ GIVEN THRU MOSEZ; GRACE AN' TRUTH CAME THRU JESUS CHRIST.
  18. NO WAN HAS EVR SEEN GAWD, BUT GAWD TEH WAN AN' ONLY,HOO IZ AT TEH FATHR'S SIDE, HAS MADE HIM KNOWN.
Personal tools