Job 8

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|1=Bildad teh Shuhiet up an says:<br>
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|2=STFU!  U maekin a big stinki wind!<br>
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|3=Do Ceiling Cat pervirt (LOL) jujmint an do Ceiling Cat bend fareniss?<br>
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|4=Efen if ur kittenz wuz nawty an he pwned dem,<br>
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|5=Stil, if u kin go to teh Ceiling Cat an aks him,<br>
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|6=An u bin behavin, he givz ur stuf bak dat he taked.  Rly.<br>
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|7=U probelems befer wont seem to bad, cuz in tyme u wil haz manee cheezburgrz.<br>
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|8=If u aks teh ol folks an pai attenshun to teh tomcatz<br>
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|9=(We ar n00bs an dont no nufin, cuz we jus liek kittenz)<br>
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|10=Dere smartz: dey wil show u it.<br>
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|11=Kin teh cookie bake wifout fyer?  Kin teh catnip grow wifout wahter?<br>
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|12=U no wahter teh catnip enuf, it go all limp an stufs.<br>
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|13=U fuhrgetz Ceiling Cat or u no beleevs in Ceiling Cat, u end up liek teh limp catnip.<br>
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|14=Den ur confidens iz liek a humin hare; ur trust iz a soggie stwing u plaid wif to much.<br>
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|15=U try livin wif ur parints, but dey will kik u out; hangin on to der pantz leg wif ur clawz wont halp.<br>
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|16=U is liek purty flowurs blumin in teh gardin;<br>
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|17=Teh humin bring u insyd an put u in a vase.<br>
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|18=But if a kitteh choo off ur leafs an nock ofer teh vase, teh humin say "Dees rooind!"<br>
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|19=Teh humin trow u in teh twash, go out an get new wunz.<br>
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|20=Luk, Ceiling Cat dont pwne gud kittehs an he dont take teh nawty kitteh's paw.<br>
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|21=He maek u ROFL an he maek u say "I REGRET NOTHING!"<br>
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|22=Teh haterz he maek ware embarassin sweaterz, an he collaps teh poptent of nawty kittehs, maek it fal on dere heds, LOL.
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[[Category:Job|Job 8]]
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A big, greasy jobby.
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