Job 6

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===== LOL JOB is teh retirnz of teh Jediz ROFL =====
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|1=So dat d00d Job opens IM windoz and sez
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|2="Hai guys, chek mai statz I can hazd mad pts
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|3=n cookies n cheezbrgr n can huver n stuffz.
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|4=Ceiling Cat had cookies and ten I eated it, so ten he waz all WTF!?
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|5=If an oxxen has grass, is he can bray? Lyke OMG WTF is braying? I wud ttly sm0ke teh grass! Ya rly.
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Neway if oxxen has teh fodderz, wud he sez 'OMG WTF???' or jst sez 'O Hai dad, I can has cheezburger?' ROFL oxxen is dummer tan lolrus. Srsly.
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|6=If I likks teh tofuz and it doeznt has a flavor
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|7=I wud be lyke STFU! Do not want! Want reel cheezburger! Neway, ten Ceiling Cat tuks mah bucket and I iz :'(. Fair enuff. Iz hiz bucket neway.
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|8=Now I aks teh Ceiling Cat fur teh cheezburger. Is metaforik cheezburger LMCO.
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|9=I aks teh Ceiling Cat get all emo n ttly pwn I. Srsly. Ten their is know I on urthz.
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|10=I still has consulayshun of metaforik cheezburger tis wai. Rlly.
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|11=Buff rite nowz, I iz liek lolrus doesnt has any bucket.
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|12=Iz liek monorail cat haz stalled enginez lolz.
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|13=Im liek WTF where is teh battlz n u guyz iz like IMz me all, "Im in ur base, killin ur d00dz." Srsly. WTF?
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|14=Iz liek, emo kitteh gotz pwnd. Tru dat. But still can has frendkitteh? Ttly.
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|15=But u guyz is liek vacuum kleener.
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|16=U sux.
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|17=Srsly.
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|18=Iz liek u iz mah watur dish,
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|19=And I likks at u and tries drinkz,
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|20=But smellz and has funneh flavr OMFG WTF?
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|21=U iz liek cat career cage thingeh. Never takez I nowhere guud or nufin.
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|22=Has I ever sed u, "Oh hai, I maid u a cookie,
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|23=but ten I eated it?" KK rofl I ttly pwnd u liek tat timez infinteh LMAO. U r such teh n00bz lolz.
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|24=Neway, I even givez u chance, I promise, no h4X0Rz. See u canz pwn me.
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|25=See rofl u is pissed cuz u no I has 1337 pts n ken pwn u even doesnt has cheezburger.
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|26=Iz u is liek sai 2 meh, "WTF, STFU n00b! OMG sotp winening"
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|27=LOL u prolly callz ur BFz teh n00b to.
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|28=ROFL b4 I liez u about eatin teh cookeh. Now I tellz truuf lol.
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|29=U iz teh sux n teh failz n iz not been helper cat.
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|30=I are seriouse cat. This are seriouse chapter lolz.
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[[Category:Job|Job 6]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 7]]|PrevChap=[[Job 5]]}}
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Revision as of 13:52, 17 July 2009

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