Job 5

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|1=Sayz hai! Whoz sayz hai; an what kitteh wud u sayz hai to?}}
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|2=Angerz takes urs bukkits, and jealusie kil ur kitteh.}}
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|3=I seen the stoopid kittehs growin, but Iz dun like ur houses!}}
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|4=His littel kittehs are in danegurs! Theyz be smushed an there bez no cheezburger dehlivereys! Srsly!}}
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|5=The stahrvin kittehs eated up my cheezburgers, an the bad kittehs eated up the starhvin kittehs.}}
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|6=Trubbles no comes from da duhst, an trubbles don comes from da groundz.}}
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|7=Kittehs is born in da trubbles, kthnx bai!}}
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|8=I wud speax to Ceiling Cat, n I wud gives my cheezburgers to Ceiling Cat. }}
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|9=Ceiling Cat doz fabulus tings, so manyz fabulus cheezburgers!}}
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|10=Ceiling Cat givez kitteh teh rainz. Kittehs no like rainz! Grr!}}
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|11=Kittehs that arez emo, Ceiling Cat makes dem happiez. }}
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|12=Ceiling Cat makez da nawhty kittehs emo, so deir pawz don get into trubbles no more.}}
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|13=He makes nawhty kittehs so stupid, haha!}}
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|14=Nawhty kittehs seez only teh dahrk in da dayz, an doez nawhty thingz at da nightz. But it be lightz. So cunfoosing! WUT GOIN ON???}}
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|15=Teh Ceiling Cat savez pohr kittehs from beinz ded. }}
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|16=Pohr kittehs haz da hopes thnx to teh Ceiling Cat.}}
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|17=Hai, happi kittehs likez teh Ceiling Cat, an the happi kittehs follo Ceiling Cat. Theyz like havin their nozez pooshed in deir pooz by teh Ceiling Cat. Iz gud.}}
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|18=Ceiling Cat fixez kittehs paws. Happi kitteh!}}
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|19=Kitteh onli get sixz get outta jailz free kahrds, tho. Ceiling Cat haz his limitz.}}
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|20=Wehn u has no cheezburgers, Ceiling Cat keeps u frum bein ded. n durin kitteh fites, Ceiling Cat savez u.}}
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|21=Ceiling Cat no likez wehn u lickz urself. Bad kittehs! }}
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|22=No laff wehn u has no cheezburgers. N don be scerd of da dogz. They don get no Dogerdays. Ha!1!}}
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|23=Ceiling Cat makez u safe wit teh dogz. Ya right...}}
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|24=U be safe kitteh, n ur litterz boks will save u from teh sinz. }}
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|25=Wehn u has teh sehks, u have lotz o babeh kittehs, thnx to Ceiling Cat. Ceiling Cat in ur tessicels, maekin ur spermz l33t.}}
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|26=Kitteh won be ded as kitteh. No ded til kitteh is teh old n ugliez. Kitteh wantz to be teh dedz wehn he ugliez!}}
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|27=Kitteh haz googlez it, so kitteh knowz it. So tehre. kthnx, bai!}}
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