Job 42

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'''D00d calld Job'''
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|1=Oh hai. Dude called Job replied on chat and sed back to Ceiling Cat:
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|2="I know that u r in my base and all my thawtz are belong to u
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|3=I haz seen sum stuffz n ben liek WTF!!11?
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|4=U waz liek I PWN U, n00b. I waz liek OMG WTF cuz I iz teh n00bz!
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|5=I waz all liek I can has cheezburger? Butt nowz I has cheezbrgr, kthxbai
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|6=N so allz that stuffz iz liek DO NOT WANT!!!1 and I iz like FAIL!"
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|7=Aftr teh Ceiling Cat pwnd Job, he startz actin all emo n sais "OMG U tree n00bz wif teh funneh naimz, U hax3d fo shure, unliek tat n00b Job who got pwnd liek teh str8 n00bz.
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|8=So naow yuz all ned tu taek sum cheezburgers n stuff and gib dem two me, but I not lissen to yu cuz yuz st00pid. But I here wut Job say. Mebbe he prey for u. If I feel liek it mabbe den I not pwn yuo. Cuz Job iz all gud n stuff an sai wut troo, not leik yu. LOLZ!"
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|9=Den teh tree d00ds did leik Ceiling Cat say, an he lisen to Job wen he prey n not p0wn thoz n00bs. YAY JOB!
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|10=Den wen Job dun preying for hims frenz, Ceiling Cat gib Job liek wai moar stuff!!!! SRSLY!!!!11! Ceiling Cat p0wnzors all teh n00bs!!!!
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|11=An all Job's brudders n sissers n stuff caem to hes hows. Dey eated cookies an gib Job mouseh toyz n  sparkel wibbunz. Fo reals!
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|11=Ceiling Cat gib Job eevin moar stuffs dis tiem. He had leik wai maor sheepz n camelz n rhinoceruseses n, leik, sum lolphants tu.
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|12=He gots seven sunz n tree doughterz.
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|13=Job namd doters Jemimah n Keziah n Keren-Hapuch.
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|14=Hims doghters wuz teh pweties kittehs evah!!! Srsly! When him deded, Job gib cheezburgers n stuff tu hes doters, not jus hims sunz.
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|15=But b4 him dededed Job liv leik wai moar long. He seed hims kittehs hab kittehs an dey hab kittehs an dey hab kittehs, to. Fo reals!
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|16=Den him deded, all veree happi and hes wikserz gray. TEH END! Lolz.
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Psalm 1]]|PrevChap=[[Job 41]]}}
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[[Category:Job|Job 42]]
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Revision as of 14:05, 17 July 2009

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A big, greasy jobby.
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