Job 41

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|1=Can u catches teh great big fish with ur claws?
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|2=Can u put string in fisheh noes?
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|3=Will it sez to u: "hai, i liek u kthx?
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|4=Will it sez to u: "i does what u wants now k?"
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|5=Will u play wit it like parakeetz? Tashty parakeetz. Will it wear teh collarz for ur girl kittehs?
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|6=Will teh other kittehs come to u sayin, "can i bai that fisheh plz?"
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|7=Can u poke it full of pricklehs?
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|8=Can u even catches it? Noes! That is too big fite for kitteh. U no catches it!
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|9=U has no chanse to be catchin teh big fisheh! Even teh otha ceiling cats was scared ov it!
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|10=No kitteh can stay wen teh fisheh is awake.
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|11=Who can fite it under teh hole ceiling? No wun can!
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|12=I will be LOUD CAT bout how it iz real strong!
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|13=Iz scary.
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|14=Has big scary teeths.
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|15=Teh fishehs back is hard like closed door! Bad door!
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|16=Nuffin can get in.
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|17=Srsly.
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|18=Fisheh eyez r even moar bright than kitteh eyez!
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|19=Its breathin burnz liek teh nitelites! Pretty nitelites!
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|20=Fisheh nose is full of smoek!
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|21=It sets things on fier, and we no like fier.
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|22=Iz realy scary! This fisheh is wai kittehs no like teh waterz!
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|23=Fisheh outsidez is teh hard.
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|24=Fisheh insidez is MOAR HARD!
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|25=Wen it iz not taeking nap teh fishes scares ceiling cats!
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|26=U can nevar poke teh fisheh!
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|27=Dun hit teh fisheh!
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|28=SNIPER CAT shootin teh fisheh iz rite out.
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|29=U cant beat teh fisheh eitha.
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|30=It crawl on graet big belly.
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|31=Iz warm belly wivout teh sunz (not liek cat belly).
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|32=It maeks teh waterz shiny were it goez.
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|33=Tha urfs no has any fing like teh fisheh.
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|34=When kitteh is liek "I is graet!", fisheh goez: "I iz MOAR GRAET" and kitteh is scaerd.
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[[Category:Job|Job 41]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 42]]|PrevChap=[[Job 40]]}}
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