Job 40

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1 And teh Ceiling Cat iz liek "Hay Job.

2 "Iz u talks to me liek u knoes me? u haz to sez teh stuffs naow, k?"

3 And Job sez to teh Ceiling Cat,

4 "Sry, I haz nuffink to sez. I iz teh noob.

5 "I haz sez teh stuffs, but naow I sez nuffink any moar."

6 Tehn teh Ceiling Cat sez gen frum teh windz:

7 "K, u gets reddy gen. I asks kweschuns gen, and u answr me, k?

8 "U sez I iz teh noobs? U sez mah stuffs iz no goode?

9 "U haz teh arms liek teh Ceiling Cat, and u haz teh scarie voyces?

10 "Y dont u make yurself purtier than evry1 and sez, "I is Mr. Amazin"?

11 "& then try 2 scare evry1 wif yur angR, & make even the proudest proudcat cry liek a kitteh.

12 "Try 2 make all teh bad guyz in teh world sory, and make even DEM OF ALL PPL feelz bad!111

13 "U try kix dust in dem facez till theyre blind.

14 "If u doez do all dat stufs, then I'll say, "okayz Job, u dont need Me, u can live wifout Me." (btw u know dat i know dat u know u is a n00b)

15 "Lookie itz teh dinosaur! RAWR! He haz grassez and sez yumyumyum

16 "He haz super hips and super tummy.

17 "Big and awesome tail, he has it. And don't even think of messin wit his thighs!

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